Topic: What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard? | |
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"Mutual Matches are people you want to meet that also want to meet you."
Copy and pasted from "Mutual Match". ![]() |
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"Mutual Matches are people you want to meet that also want to meet you." Copy and pasted from "Mutual Match". ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() "So what if he is rough around the edges, you can fix it once he is yours, at least you will have a man", not exact words but close. I have heard that to guys about the women too....UUUGGGHHHH!!!!1 |
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![]() ![]() "So what if he is rough around the edges, you can fix it once he is yours, at least you will have a man", not exact words but close. I have heard that to guys about the women too....UUUGGGHHHH!!!!1 ![]() ![]() |
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The BEST bit of advice/knowledge i was ever given is this....although its very crude..
All women love c0*k You might not realise how good this advice is. But its vitally important to be aware of this fact, and its so true too. |
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![]() ![]() "Don't insist on too much... just go with the flow and do whatever she wants...". If that wasn't the biggest load of malarkey I'd ever heard, I dunno what is. And to think I actually followed that rather unworthy piece of advice, too. ![]() |
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I get no advice...
Maybe I could use some??? ![]() |
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Edited by
Nyteflame
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Sat 03/21/09 11:27 PM
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"Just get out there, meet people and have fun!" Yeah right. The only problem, is they don't tell you where "out there" is. Mine is "You live in a Marine town. Just pick one!" Pick one? What, are you suggesting that they are like apples or something? Grab one that doesn't have any worm holes, and who cares what he's like on the inside? Pha! Besides that, most of the ones I met still act like college guys, and there is a reason I didn't date in college. Ugh. |
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"Go out with him, Dear...he's such a nice guy..." Did my mother give you the same advice too? UGH! She was the worst at giving dating advice and this was her mantra. ![]() ![]() |
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~~~~Grandmotherly advice to her grandson~~~~~
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. And always remember this thing, she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.' 'How come, Grandma?' I asked her. She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice. 'Makes your d*ck look bigger.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ? |
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"Men don't like women that give h3ad" (
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"Men don't like women that give h3ad" ( ![]() OMG, that is not only bad advice but to say those words should be illegal! That is slander! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"Men don't like women that give h3ad" ( ![]() OMG, that is not only bad advice but to say those words should be illegal! That is slander! ![]() ![]() ![]() I feel the same way! ![]() |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Sat 03/21/09 11:59 PM
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"Men don't like women that give h3ad" ( ![]() That's on the line with the statement like "The Earth is flat, not round". |
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I figured that there had to be more to it since everybody else seemed to enjoy it
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![]() ![]() "Follow your heart" The older I get, the less this works.. unfortunately |
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![]() ![]() Keep it in your pants. |
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![]() ![]() Keep it in your pants. ![]() |
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