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I get my fortunes from the cookies...thank you very much |
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uh oh this sounds like a lot of hooey....
where did you learn to read fortunes? |
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ok good peple of Amerca
more furtuns |
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So, when I need a dirty quicky..what is the fortune teller's number?
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What country is this fortune teller from????
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uh oh this sounds like a lot of hooey.... where did you learn to read fortunes? Magic ball is givn th finger-no good |
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I had a vision, the moon is a glow!
I knew the game was a foot. I could tell when I seen the door was a jar. I found a cookie in it. Chocolate Chip... And I got to eat the cookie... Good vision!!! |
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I want a fortune!
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Will my doll EVER return from the aliens in Texas?
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Does anyone believe this stuff anyways?
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So, when I need a dirty quicky..what is the fortune teller's number? Sex time is good |
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I had a vision, the moon is a glow! I knew the game was a foot. I could tell when I seen the door was a jar. I found a cookie in it. Chocolate Chip... And I got to eat the cookie... Good vision!!! Is that the Hamburgler? |
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What country is this fortune teller from???? you did not reed I am frm Calcutta India I am frm long dong lin of tellers |
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I want a fortune! yes in the butt no matter what they you say the above |
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Alright....serious question that I actually need help with...
So, I go pick up a hooker..do her dirty hard...turn her @ss out to the street but don't pay her and just drive off.... Now, If I tithe some of the money that I saved on screwing the hooker to the local church...that will set me square with the Jesus right? Cause if not...I should go pay that hooker. |
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Do you get paid for doing this?
alright - will I ever be happy? |
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OMG how funny is this
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The Fortune in my fortune cookie for today.... Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it. I think I need to eat a different cookie!
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I want a fortune! yes in the butt no matter what they you say the above |
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I would like to know my future o story teller of the future.
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