Topic: Fortune
KameleonCharm's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:24 PM

I get my fortunes from the cookies...thank you very much :tongue:


Holly4459's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:24 PM
uh oh this sounds like a lot of hooey....:tongue:


where did you learn to read fortunes?noway

feralcatlady's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:24 PM
ok good peple of Amerca



more furtuns





krupa's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:26 PM
So, when I need a dirty quicky..what is the fortune teller's number?

Tazz42's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:28 PM
What country is this fortune teller from????

feralcatlady's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:28 PM

uh oh this sounds like a lot of hooey....:tongue:


where did you learn to read fortunes?noway



Magic ball is givn th finger-no good

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:28 PM
I had a vision, the moon is a glow!

I knew the game was a foot.

I could tell when I seen the door was a jar.

I found a cookie in it.

Chocolate Chip...


And I got to eat the cookie...


Good vision!!!tongue2

no photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:29 PM
I want a fortune!

no photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:29 PM
Will my doll EVER return from the aliens in Texas?:cry:

Holly4459's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:30 PM
Does anyone believe this stuff anyways?noway

feralcatlady's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:30 PM

So, when I need a dirty quicky..what is the fortune teller's number?



Sex time is good

Holly4459's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:31 PM

I had a vision, the moon is a glow!

I knew the game was a foot.

I could tell when I seen the door was a jar.

I found a cookie in it.

Chocolate Chip...


And I got to eat the cookie...


Good vision!!!tongue2



Is that the Hamburgler?:tongue:

feralcatlady's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:31 PM

What country is this fortune teller from????


you did not reed I am frm Calcutta India

I am frm long dong lin of tellers

feralcatlady's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:32 PM

I want a fortune!



yes in the butt




no matter what they you say the above

krupa's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:32 PM
Alright....serious question that I actually need help with...

So, I go pick up a hooker..do her dirty hard...turn her @ss out to the street but don't pay her and just drive off....

Now, If I tithe some of the money that I saved on screwing the hooker to the local church...that will set me square with the Jesus right?


Cause if not...I should go pay that hooker.

Holly4459's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:32 PM
Do you get paid for doing this?



alright - will I ever be happy?

bad_girl's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:34 PM
OMG how funny is this

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

jvlgrl09's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:35 PM
The Fortune in my fortune cookie for today.... Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it. I think I need to eat a different cookie!

no photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:35 PM


I want a fortune!



yes in the butt




no matter what they you say the above


rofl

beachbum069's photo
Tue 02/24/09 05:35 PM
I would like to know my future o story teller of the future.