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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 23 | |
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Hey gypsy, I seen your kick in the pants nudge you gave me. Thank you. Here's hoping your pedicure/ exfoliation/ pore cleansing/ massoose/ and spa treatment went well. Did you get the coffee colonic? I heard its rectally refreshing.   My friend on the other hand got permanent makeup eyeliner top and bottom and permanent lip liner and eyebrows. She spent a sh*t load of $$$$ I bought $50 worth of makeup that washes off......
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Hey gypsy, I seen your kick in the pants nudge you gave me. Thank you. Here's hoping your pedicure/ exfoliation/ pore cleansing/ massoose/ and spa treatment went well. Did you get the coffee colonic? I heard its rectally refreshing. My friend on the other hand got permanent makeup eyeliner top and bottom and permanent lip liner and eyebrows. She spent a sh*t load of $$$$ I bought $50 worth of makeup that washes off......
So your friend looks like the Joker now with that permanent make-up? 
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Hey gypsy, I seen your kick in the pants nudge you gave me. Thank you. Here's hoping your pedicure/ exfoliation/ pore cleansing/ massoose/ and spa treatment went well. Did you get the coffee colonic? I heard its rectally refreshing. My friend on the other hand got permanent makeup eyeliner top and bottom and permanent lip liner and eyebrows. She spent a sh*t load of $$$$ I bought $50 worth of makeup that washes off......
So your friend looks like the Joker now with that permanent make-up?
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dear diary............it wont go away!!!
tried the special shampoo?
Oh???? Good for you! I however have boycotted shampoo and demand REAL poo! 
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<----she's going to kill me but........
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Its actual tattooing......and it will scab......
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<----she's going to kill me but........
oh ......no.........oh.......eeee ..permanent? 
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<----she's going to kill me but........
oh ......no.........oh.......eeee ..permanent?
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<----she's going to kill me but........
oh ......no.........oh.......eeee ..permanent?
So she DOES look like the Joker now! You gonna start calling her "bozo the clown" now?
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I cant remember the last time I wore make up I used to put on the face but I'm starting to think make up looks weird on most people , it can look good
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anyways....I kinda missed being in the hair/beauty industry while I was there.....I missed being pretty all the time!!
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Found out that a main ingredient in eyelash stuff is
BAT GUANO?
 BLECH!
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Found out that a main ingredient in eyelash stuff is BAT GUANO?
BLECH!
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Found out that a main ingredient in eyelash stuff is BAT GUANO?
BLECH!
Yup. Bat poop is one of major ingredients of eyelash stuff. And the oil found in sperm whales (called "spermaceti") is also used in stuff like various lotions and powders and stuff. |
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anyways....I kinda missed being in the hair/beauty industry while I was there.....I missed being pretty all the time!!
ya sometimes I miss getting all gussied up , no where to go so whats the point on gettin fancy to go to the grocery store
then again maybe I'd lure me a meat manager 
sigh......... gtg pick up my lil guy from school  and go stand on the playground and freeeeze 
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Bat Plop & Orca Spew Face....sounds like an insult
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Found out that a main ingredient in eyelash stuff is BAT GUANO?
BLECH!
Yup. Bat poop is one of major ingredients of eyelash stuff. And the oil found in sperm whales (called "spermaceti") is also used in stuff like various lotions and powders and stuff. |
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anyways....I kinda missed being in the hair/beauty industry while I was there.....I missed being pretty all the time!!
ya sometimes I miss getting all gussied up , no where to go so whats the point on gettin fancy to go to the grocery store
then again maybe I'd lure me a meat manager
sigh......... gtg pick up my lil guy from school and go stand on the playground and freeeeze
Im going to pop more pain pills....
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I would put bat poop on my face if it made me look better...
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Found out that a main ingredient in eyelash stuff is BAT GUANO?
BLECH!
Yup. Bat poop is one of major ingredients of eyelash stuff. And the oil found in sperm whales (called "spermaceti") is also used in stuff like various lotions and powders and stuff. Which are all a part of what make up spermaceti in sperm whales. Chances are that the over-priced shampoo you're lathering your hair with also has human sperm in it, too! |
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