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Topic: If you give a man a match...
TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Thu 02/19/09 03:56 PM
...he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.

maxxximus007 Joined Mon 11/13/06 Posts: 6082	Thu 02/19/09 04:01 PM


TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Thu 02/19/09 04:03 PM
AHHH!!! Zombies ahead!!! Thank god we have fire. "Oh great. Flaming zombies. Any other bright ideas?"

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21830	Thu 02/19/09 05:15 PM
if you give a man a match he'll probably light a fart with it.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 02/19/09 05:16 PM


KameleonCharm Joined Wed 02/18/09 Posts: 74	Thu 02/19/09 05:16 PM
I chuckle.

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Thu 02/19/09 05:43 PM
If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life. It depends how long this poor fellow will be alive, while burning.

KameleonCharm Joined Wed 02/18/09 Posts: 74	Thu 02/19/09 05:44 PM
I chuckle again. ^_^

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Thu 02/19/09 06:28 PM
At least a couple of people got it...

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Thu 02/19/09 06:29 PM
This is why you get paid the big bucks, right?

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Thu 02/19/09 06:30 PM
If you set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life. It depends how long this poor fellow will be alive, while burning. Reminds me of another sinister joke... How do you keep someone from going out? Pour more gasoline on them.

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Thu 02/19/09 06:31 PM
This is why you get paid the big bucks, right? Its a growth industry.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 02/19/09 06:40 PM
This is why you get paid the big bucks, right? Its a growth industry. So is cancer..

ledi180 Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 5910	Thu 02/19/09 06:40 PM
that's what I was thinkin if you give a man a match he'll probably light a fart with it.

TenTigers Joined Thu 02/05/09 Posts: 165	Thu 02/19/09 06:48 PM
that's what I was thinkin if you give a man a match he'll probably light a fart with it. Inbound ROFLCOPTER... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_okKDpm2kKY

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