Topic: best thread killers
jtip1977's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:17 AM

there are lots of thread killing posts that are whinney whiny self serving thingamajigs that are these one long run on sentences where the person writes well why don't girls respond to me im a nice guy and i treat girls right but no one replies to me and i cant get no second date with a female and theys all be mean biotches and i swear i aint doing nothing wrong no weay and where is the love and i been on this site for three days now and i think it sucks


Lilith - you spelled too many words correctlylaugh

7z3r05's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:18 AM
10 pts for use of thingamijig in a post. ::virtual high five::

RKISIT's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:18 AM


there are lots of thread killing posts that are whinney whiny self serving thingamajigs that are these one long run on sentences where the person writes well why don't girls respond to me im a nice guy and i treat girls right but no one replies to me and i cant get no second date with a female and theys all be mean biotches and i swear i aint doing nothing wrong no weay and where is the love and i been on this site for three days now and i think it sucks


Lilith - you spelled too many words correctlylaugh
laugh laugh true dat

no photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:18 AM


there are lots of thread killing posts that are whinney whiny self serving thingamajigs that are these one long run on sentences where the person writes well why don't girls respond to me im a nice guy and i treat girls right but no one replies to me and i cant get no second date with a female and theys all be mean biotches and i swear i aint doing nothing wrong no weay and where is the love and i been on this site for three days now and i think it sucks


Lilith - you spelled too many words correctlylaugh


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

lilith401's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:19 AM
tru dat i b sry

TBRich's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:19 AM
Maybe it isn't really Lilith then, maybe it is zombie vampire Lilith?

jtip1977's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:20 AM

tru dat i b sry

That's better.

7z3r05's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:23 AM
another good one is when u post on a sex forum and then u check back and nobody wants to perform oral sex on you or wants to kiss you anywhere. Or they just skip over u and go to the girl u responded to. I need a cup of jesus' dad

RKISIT's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:25 AM

another good one is when u post on a sex forum and then u check back and nobody wants to perform oral sex on you or wants to kiss you anywhere. Or they just skip over u and go to the girl u responded to. I need a cup of jesus' dad
i had a girl do this
rofl rofl
on the kiss,lick etc....onefrown

TBRich's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:25 AM
I think we should make up phony female profiles and then post how much we would like to do ourselves.

7z3r05's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:27 AM


another good one is when u post on a sex forum and then u check back and nobody wants to perform oral sex on you or wants to kiss you anywhere. Or they just skip over u and go to the girl u responded to. I need a cup of jesus' dad
i had a girl do this
rofl rofl
on the kiss,lick etc....onefrown
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA! sry man but thats pretty damn funny. u got me beat!

Seakolony's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:30 AM

I think we should make up phony female profiles and then post how much we would like to do ourselves.

I thought u guys already did????huh ohwell laughflowerforyou Expletives aimed to insight drama.....Thread killer ksssksssay!!


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Thu 02/19/09 08:30 AM
Post something substantial, with a few words of more than one syllable, intended to make people think. Then they will give up and move on the to the next "Why are all men morons?" thread.


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Thu 02/19/09 08:33 AM

Post something substantial, with a few words of more than one syllable, intended to make people think. Then they will give up and move on the to the next "Why are all men morons?" thread.




:wink: Most unfortunately! *Huge sigh*

7z3r05's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:33 AM
lex posting on my thread? its an honor. I am also a fan of the 'zomg the captains debilitated... oh god its everywhere...'

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Thu 02/19/09 08:36 AM

lex posting on my thread? its an honor. I am also a fan of the 'zomg the captains debilitated... oh god its everywhere...'


I may be a grammar snob and a spelling snob and a punctuation snob, but I'm not a thread snob....

Oh, who am I kidding....?



Seakolony's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:36 AM

Post something substantial, with a few words of more than one syllable, intended to make people think. Then they will give up and move on the to the next "Why are all men morons?" thread.



Horrible to of you to ask someone for intelligence in a thread, what is wrong with you people?!? Asking people to think, the nerve of some people!!laugh laugh laugh :wink: :smile: :smile: :smile:

lilith401's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:38 AM
People always respond to the dummy threads. Pages and pages of responses. frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated To questions like....

I wanna....

Or

I got to pee....



Other thread killers are the books, the eight paragraph things or the cut and paste wonders.

7z3r05's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:39 AM
i am afraid thread snobs will be very disappointed. this is the pabst blue ribbon beer of threads. the cup of noodle of threads. the kia automobiles of threads must i go on?

7z3r05's photo
Thu 02/19/09 08:40 AM
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