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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 2 | |
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I found some new recipies
I put in a Cosmopolitan magazine. |
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and I learned some new tricks
I put in a toboggan |
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I kept my head warm.
I put in an inner tube. |
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and out came an outer tube
I put in some dice |
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I crapped out.
I put in a deck of cards. |
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and u got "shuffled" around
I put in a dozen eggs |
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You got em back scrambled.
I put in a toasted cheese sandwich. |
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and u got a free cup of coffee
I put in a wireless mouse |
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I got my fingers snapped.
 
I put in a surround sound system. |
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and I thought there was an earthquake!
I put in a can of Campbell's vegetable soup |
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I ate it.
I put in a can of Campbell`s Chicken Noodle soup. |
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and out came a box of Noodle Roni
I put in a Peacock in Bloom |
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It became the NBC peacock.
I put in a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka. 
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and out came Holly all goosed up on Vodka, Hiccup!! Oops excuse me.
I put in a bottle of Tylenol! |
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Took care of my "overhang"
I put in a double cheeseburger. |
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and u got double heartburn!
I put in tomatoes |
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And I poured a bowl for you
I threw in some Q-Tips |
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I cleaned my ears.
I put in a tube of toothpaste. |
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and out came some dental floss
I put in an old Buffalo Head Nickel |
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And Hot N' Spicy wing of the buffalo came flying out.
I put in a hand full of acorns... |
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