PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01. K idnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer View you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.


And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Hey I resemble that.

LOL good ending :)

just got that the other day on my yahoo mail...worth repeating.....

Let me out the door I want to get to my 4pm dinner

Farting use to be funny



Now It's dangerous

There he blows......run for the hills

I use to complain about the old farts at work !

Now I am one

Now if you hold it in....you see the doctor the next day!

I would like to add to the list of perks:

No more PMS
Having grandchildren

You can have fun being immature with your friends because they can be just immature as you are.

THE SENILITY PRAYER: God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Oh yes!!!!

too cute.........gotta love this stage of life.

The good thing about senility is you can hide your own easter eggs.

I can't find the ones I bought and the hard boiled ones are....I forgot where I put those. Oh well, I will be able to find those in a week or two

GREAT POST rainbow trout....now if I could only remember it....where's my micro cassete, I could record it....
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