I heard it at my meeting I just got back from. The chairperson is always reminding us that we aren't a glum lot. He was telling me that sometimes he goes to see the police so they can tazer his two remaining brain cells to help him with his memory. We have this candy dish with hard candy in the middle of our table. One member was gathering all the empty wrappers and putting them in front of me to gauge my reaction. I couldn't help but laugh because he seemed so happy.

at 62 i look forward to sunrises and sunsets

Hi Daddy,
How is it going?

watching another sunset

This is absolutely wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if you have two brain attacks and your short memory is busted than reach the highest grade of stupidness;What somebody tell's you in the morning,
At noon you have it allready forgotten.
The results of my life;
Three times standing on fire.
get the shuffle of a grounddigger in my back.
Role 26 meters deep with a miniature tractor.
has twice an accident with my car.
olmost shot dead by a policeman in a mineprotest march.The bullet of a rifle slam in to a wall just a few inches behind me.
had one fight in my life.
Found one body of a murdered girl.
had one wife;never maried again.
have two sons
have two grandchildren
And i am still alive.
Thank God!

I like this one july, thanks for posting it.

Actually Rainbow Trout is the one who originally posted it. I wish I could take credit, but I do think it is priceless!!!!

Brilliant! Great to end the evening (er, start the morning) with a laugh.

Perk 1..... Cheaper movie tickets.

Perk #2 waitress's keep telling me, I remind them of their GRANDDAD.

yea, it was bad enough reminding them of their dad

Perk #3 Some young men offer to hold the door for me.

Perk #4 Young men call me, "SIR."