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Topic: Things I have learned from the Movies
swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Fri 02/13/09 04:37 PM
Every person with an Irish accent is dangerous and involved in underground activities like gun smuggling. not always true...ever see Boondock Saints? only one of 'em was an IRA guy and the others were just lucky...well, kinda dangerous for the cat, but I digress...

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Fri 02/13/09 04:40 PM
one of my favorites was expressly quoted in Jeepers Creepers...."Barry, you know when someone in the movies does something stupid and gets killed?" "Yeah..." "Well you're doing it..."

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 02/13/09 04:43 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Fri 02/13/09 04:50 PM
Every person with an Irish accent is dangerous and involved in underground activities like gun smuggling. not always true...ever see Boondock Saints? only one of 'em was an IRA guy and the others were just lucky...well, kinda dangerous for the cat, but I digress... Was that the movie where those three guys went around killing bad guys and then they found their father?

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Fri 02/13/09 04:46 PM Edited by swampfox1980 on Fri 02/13/09 04:46 PM
yep....two Irish brothers and an Italian friend

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 02/13/09 04:47 PM
Deer Hunter taught me to never play Russian Roulette

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 02/13/09 04:49 PM
And Midnight Express taught me to never smuggle has into Turkey...

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 02/13/09 04:49 PM
Old hillbilly looking guys sitting on their porch always have a bloodhound and a shotgun handy.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 02/13/09 04:50 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Fri 02/13/09 04:52 PM
yep....two Irish brothers and an Italian friend I loved that show. Yep, I would say those guys were dangerous. ... for bad guys especially. I liked the cop guy who was after them too.

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Fri 02/13/09 04:54 PM
another good lesson from Ash (Bruce C.) if your car falls through a portal into a mideval realm that you loose an army of evil skeletons, you can make gunpowder from a highschool chem book, and chainsaws can be adapted to fit missing limbs (or machinegun/grenade launchers as per Planet Terror...mmmmmm...Cherry... )

swampfox1980 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 195	Fri 02/13/09 04:55 PM
yep....two Irish brothers and an Italian friend I loved that show. Yep, I would say those guys were dangerous. ... for bad guys especially. I liked the cop guy who was after them too. Willem Defoe...lol...all I can think of if I see him in another role is when he slaps his lover's head in the bedroom and calls him a b!tch....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 02/13/09 04:58 PM
I learned that Sylvester Stallone can't act.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Tue 02/17/09 07:33 AM
When the cops bust into your house or motel room, they always use flashlights to search around instead of turning the light on.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 02/17/09 07:37 AM
when you kill the monster chop off its head they ALWAYS come back to life

Filmfreek Joined Sat 11/15/08 Posts: 2541	Tue 02/17/09 07:54 AM
What I learned from the Friday The 13th films... If a chick flashes her boobies, that means that someone will get slaughtered very soon.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/17/09 08:33 AM
What I learned from the Friday The 13th films... If a chick flashes her boobies, that means that someone will get slaughtered very soon. Yeh those directors love killing loose women.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/17/09 08:34 AM
when you kill the monster chop off its head they ALWAYS come back to life Good one. ... it is especially true if the monster is a vampire.

AUDI_JAY Joined Tue 10/30/07 Posts: 442	Tue 02/17/09 09:04 AM
At some point in a monster movie, a very small innocent child is in peril and is rescued in the nick of time. (For a change, I would like to see the monster eat an innocent child.) But NOOOOOO the monster always eats people we don't know or care about or it eats the bad guy or the vice-hero. (The vice-hero is not the main hero, but the lesser hero who gets killed saving someone else, like the drunk uncle in the movie "Independence day" who destroyed the alien space ship at the cost of his life.) Watch the movie "feast" it breaks alot of the typical monster movie rules and is hella fun.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/17/09 10:59 AM
Watch the movie "feast" it breaks alot of the typical monster movie rules and is hella fun. I've never even heard of that movie. I will look for it. Thanks.

KBCruiser1 Joined Wed 02/18/09 Posts: 2	Wed 02/18/09 03:37 AM
27. You will hear the good guy's or the bad guy's gun **** every time they raise their voice so either their guns are unloaded or malfunctioning.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 02/18/09 05:59 AM
The detectives always have a former cop as a buddy that can do the dirty work that they themselves cannot. That a P.I. always has some lacky around for information, and the guy knows every criminal in the tri-state area.