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The good guy will kill the enemy with one shot, one bullet, everytime. However, they can have an army of men spraying machine guns at them, and come out unscathed.
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 02/10/09 08:59 AM
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Any monster that can't be killed with normal run of the mill guns, will be killed by extraordinary means like:
Falling off a tall cliff or building. Explosion. Electrocution. Eaten by another monster that just disappears. Betrayed by a woman. |
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If you are having a monster problem, call in an expert. There is always an eccentric expert who knows all about that monster and wants revenge on it for having killed his family. |
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The most evil of evil doers will offer you a cigar or a meal before he gets started with his evil deeds or propositions. |
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12. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
I saw this happen in real life a couple of months ago........ |
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Behind every monster lurks its creator. 1. Secret scientific lab experiments. 2. Government sponsored military war technology. 3. Nosy anthropologists digging up old sacred tombs. 4. Extremely insane dark magicians attempting to raise the dead or summon Satanic forces. 5. Earthquakes unlocking buried monsters. 6. Pollution causing mutations. 7. Mad scientist's abandoned projects. |
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Romantic Comedies:
By the middle of the film(or towards the end), the woman will catch the man in a situation that looks like they are cheating on her, but it is usually innocent and set up by a jealous ex girlfriend/boyfriend. |
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12. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. I saw this happen in real life a couple of months ago........ See, you can learn a lot from the movies.... its all true! |
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When the earth is threatened by an asteroid, not to worry. We will send a team of experts up with a bomb and blow it up or deflect its path. |
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From "Law and Order" we learn many things:
**You will find a dead body when you least expect it. **Don't ever talk to the detectives without your lawyer, it does not matter if you are innocent or guilty. |
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when running from bad guys or scary monsters #1 if your in a house never run upstairs cuz obviously you'll have no where to go and #2 if your being chased thru the woods you most then likely are going to trip over something and fall so watch where your running
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In any emergency, the guy with the least appealing personality that no one really cares about, always gets killed. There are no exceptions to this rule. |
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You can be held fully responsible for the acts of your ancestors and be hunted down and killed. (The Fog)
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Most creators of an evil monster will be killed by their creation.
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 02/10/09 08:41 PM
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When fleeing from the 'alien' creature, one of the people in your group will always have an alien growing in their belly.
There are no exceptions to this rule. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 02/10/09 08:44 PM
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Mad scientists love their monsters like their own children even after they have killed a slew of innocent victims. But as Dragoness says, in the end, the mad scientist will always get his come-uppins from his very own monster. I've seen no exceptions to this rule. |
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Let's not forget -- you can always shoot about 700 times before having to reload. Once your gun is empty, you must always throw it away.
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Let's not forget -- you can always shoot about 700 times before having to reload. Once your gun is empty, you must always throw it away. Yeh I never figured that one out. Why throw away a perfectly good gun. |
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The "hide out" is always in a cave under the water fall. |
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I haven't seen this one posted yet(sorry if it has been and I missed it)
No matter how slow the monster walks, and how fast you run, the monster will always catch you, or beat you to where you are running to. |
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