llamas are sexy

Cuz they want to try to change me, don't want kids, are materialistic or possesive.

I am willing to commit don't get me wrong, but won't give up my friends like some have asked.

That's what I wanted to be when I was a kid, but my Mom just sort of scoffed at me -- she went down to the lab in the basement and said there was some sort of nucleotide mismatch in the DNA sequences....

My job and the crazy hours that go with it!

i'm too sexy for a relationship

I haven't been able to find the one who doesn't feel the need to control me in every aspect of my life, I haven't been able to find the one who knows how to keep his zipper up around other females, nor have I found the one who is willin to just accept me for who I am with all my faults and quirks

Never give up on your dreams

i work way too much.

They're doing remarkable things with the llama stem cells nowadays.

I was reading in Scientific American where they've successfully crossbred a llama with a toaster oven. So people way up at the top of the Andes Mountains can have toaster strudel now.

Im alot to handle to much for most,

me too

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm single cuz I haven't found anything worthwhile in bars.

I'm in an "oh so comfortable rut" and I kinda like it

bars are overrated,


then again so is dating,

Haven't met anyone recently that I've wanted to date. No one that's close enough, anyway.

WHY I AM SINGLE: AN OVERVIEW

1.) Women don't like writers.

2.) Women don't like Arrogant Narcissistic Conceited Jerks, or at least not the ones on dating sites.

3.) My back hurts. (I was in a car accident last week.)

4.) Women don't like men who are "intimidating," i.e., those who use words of more than one syllable.

5.) I can't cook at all, unless you want to give the Fire Department some practice.

6.) Women don't like men who refuse to be transformed into farm animals.

7.) My standards are too high, and exclude 117% of the female population in the world, and 183% of the female population of this site.

8.) I don't like "American Idol."

9.) I am invisible to any woman within 897,000 miles of me.

10.) I either am or am not a "nice guy" -- the tests have been inconclusive.

11.) I make too many lists.

My only domestic quality is that I live in a house.

Because I have not found the one that I thought I could spend the rest of my LIFE with. I did 14 years with one, 7 with another...and 4. In that order. The older I get, the less I hope that the little things will change.