If he said it was a transexual chicken from the start i would have found it funnier!

I do know the difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky uses a feather and perverted used the whole chicken!

I never used the chicken

I was totally honest from the start that it was only going to be a one night stand.

The part that goes over the fence last...except for that weird rubbery thing...BLAH!

While finding myself in the early 70's, I stoped at a dinner in GA and ordered a chicken. The redneck truckers were giving me the once over and saying things under there breath. When the chicken came out, I picked up my sharp knike and my fork. A couple of the truckers came over and said,..."Hippy, whatever you do to that chicken we are going to do to you....I thought for just a second, and knowing I was in for a good azz whipin, I put the knife down and the fork, picked up that chicken, spread it's legs and kissed it's azz.

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My favorite part of the chicken???

Hmm, either when it is running away,

Or, when I get down and do the Funky...