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Do you have sunshine and warm beaches? 
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Hey, Im not a lumberjack or a fur trader. And i dont live in an igloo or eat blubber or own adog sled. And i dont know Jimmy,Sally or Suzie from canada, although I am certain they are really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President;I speak english and french, not american, and i pronounce it about not a boot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack; I believe in peace keeping,not policing; diversity, not assimilation; ang that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toqueia a hat,a chesterfield ia a couch,and it is pronounced zed. Not zee,zed. Canada is the second-largest land mass,the first nation of hockey,and the best part of NorthAmerica. My name is Randy,and i am canadian. cheers all.!!! 
Hey, I'm not a Teamster, or a crook. I don't live in a mobile home, eat little kids, or own a shotgun. I don't know Bill, or Jim, or Vito from Chicago, but I'm sure I don't wanna. I have a President, not a PM (although they are about the same). I speak (Americanized)English, Spanish, and German, and a boot is a shoe, not the back of the car. I have proudly worn my countrie's flag on my sleeve, my back, and my leg(tattoo). I beleive in protecting my nations ideals(and if shooting is involved, I'm all in), and that the eagle, and the wolf should not be killed because of their nobility. A cover(military term) is a hat, a chesterfield is a cigarette that old folks smoke, and they smell nasty. America is the land of the Bastard children of 1,000 different countries, the first nation of baseball, basketball, and American football. We sit between Canada, our friendly neighbor to the north, and Mexico, our supplier of people to do the jobs that we no longer want to do. My name is Sully, and I am an American of Irish, German, and Danish blood. Here's mud in yer eye !!
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My NAME is Twotall, AND I AM CANADIAN
 ... now where is my CANADIAN ??
Seahawk,, good to see ya man
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Do you have sunshine and warm beaches? 
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My NAME is Twotall, AND I AM CANADIAN ... now where is my CANADIAN ??
Seahawk,, good to see ya man
longtime no thread cheers mate.!!
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Hey, Im not a lumberjack or a fur trader. And i dont live in an igloo or eat blubber or own adog sled. And i dont know Jimmy,Sally or Suzie from canada, although I am certain they are really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President;I speak english and french, not american, and i pronounce it about not a boot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack; I believe in peace keeping,not policing; diversity, not assimilation; ang that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toqueia a hat,a chesterfield ia a couch,and it is pronounced zed. Not zee,zed. Canada is the second-largest land mass,the first nation of hockey,and the best part of NorthAmerica. My name is Randy,and i am canadian. cheers all.!!!
Hey, I'm not a Teamster, or a crook. I don't live in a mobile home, eat little kids, or own a shotgun. I don't know Bill, or Jim, or Vito from Chicago, but I'm sure I don't wanna. I have a President, not a PM (although they are about the same). I speak (Americanized)English, Spanish, and German, and a boot is a shoe, not the back of the car. I have proudly worn my countrie's flag on my sleeve, my back, and my leg(tattoo). I beleive in protecting my nations ideals(and if shooting is involved, I'm all in), and that the eagle, and the wolf should not be killed because of their nobility. A cover(military term) is a hat, a chesterfield is a cigarette that old folks smoke, and they smell nasty. America is the land of the Bastard children of 1,000 different countries, the first nation of baseball, basketball, and American football. We sit between Canada, our friendly neighbor to the north, and Mexico, our supplier of people to do the jobs that we no longer want to do. My name is Sully, and I am an American of Irish, German, and Danish blood. Here's mud in yer eye !!
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My NAME is Twotall, AND I AM CANADIAN ... now where is my CANADIAN ??
Seahawk,, good to see ya man
longtime no thread cheers mate.!!
Thanks dude ... finally getting settled in ??
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Hey, Im not a lumberjack or a fur trader. And i dont live in an igloo or eat blubber or own adog sled. And i dont know Jimmy,Sally or Suzie from canada, although I am certain they are really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President;I speak english and french, not american, and i pronounce it about not a boot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack; I believe in peace keeping,not policing; diversity, not assimilation; ang that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toqueia a hat,a chesterfield ia a couch,and it is pronounced zed. Not zee,zed. Canada is the second-largest land mass,the first nation of hockey,and the best part of NorthAmerica. My name is Randy,and i am canadian. cheers all.!!!
Hey, I'm not a Teamster, or a crook. I don't live in a mobile home, eat little kids, or own a shotgun. I don't know Bill, or Jim, or Vito from Chicago, but I'm sure I don't wanna. I have a President, not a PM (although they are about the same). I speak (Americanized)English, Spanish, and German, and a boot is a shoe, not the back of the car. I have proudly worn my countrie's flag on my sleeve, my back, and my leg(tattoo). I beleive in protecting my nations ideals(and if shooting is involved, I'm all in), and that the eagle, and the wolf should not be killed because of their nobility. A cover(military term) is a hat, a chesterfield is a cigarette that old folks smoke, and they smell nasty. America is the land of the Bastard children of 1,000 different countries, the first nation of baseball, basketball, and American football. We sit between Canada, our friendly neighbor to the north, and Mexico, our supplier of people to do the jobs that we no longer want to do. My name is Sully, and I am an American of Irish, German, and Danish blood. Here's mud in yer eye !!
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Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada Blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canada's fault! |
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But I thought we invented basketball???
It was actually the Aztecs or the Incas, I can't remember. 
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Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada Blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies Blame Canada Blame Canada We need to form a full assault It's Canada's fault! 
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I AM CANADIAN !!!!!!
My NAME is Twotall, AND I AM CANADIAN
... now where is my CANADIAN ??
Seahawk,, good to see ya man drinks 
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Blessed Canada
On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really," replied God "just wait and see the winters I am going to give them." |
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I AM CANADIAN !!!!!!
My NAME is Twotall, AND I AM CANADIAN
... now where is my CANADIAN ??
Seahawk,, good to see ya man drinks
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Blessed Canada On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really," replied God "just wait and see the winters I am going to give them."
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Blessed Canada On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really," replied God "just wait and see the winters I am going to give them."
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<------ canadian
poutine anyone? |
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2nd largest land mass....
?????????? Africa, Antarctica, Asia ,Australia...etc. etc....etc.... |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Wed 02/04/09 11:54 AM
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I have been to Canada twice and i didnt see a single real live moose. Very disappointing.
<---Some proof i have been! |
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i'm aboot tired of hearing aboot your country ok...eh
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