Are you older than dirt or feel that way? Perhaps a bit world weary and sometimes cynical? Feel free to stop in and rest awhile. At this point in our lives we need frequent rest stops.

Matter of fact......yeah!

Hmmm, well I'm far from geezerhood (I think ) but lately on occasion, I feel it

Awwwww ((((Suz))))

I knew I wasn't the only one.

Just what we need.... another mans club

Younger

Morning, Where's my coffee! Where's my teeth? Dadgumit!

Oh, yeah Morning.

Hey, old biddys are welcome too.

i saw them fall out in your soup last night... perhaps you should get them relined

Is geezer a strictly male thing?

Morning (((Pat, Mitch, Pats, Deb and lilot)))

Drink your coffee then put your teeth in. That damn coffee stains dentures.

Hey, in spite of my advancing years I'm still cool, right?

Morning Suz!

I'm so old I fart dust...

well ty Mitch,,,, hey you hear about ole myrna? she had a heart attack last week.. she made it through though.... and sam is going in next week to the drs to check his hearing..abe is doing well though they cut him down on his pills.. hes only taking 10 kinds now...frank lost his drivers license last week cause he went the wrong way on the freeway entrance

I'm so old, I played with dirt when it was new.

Three older ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, "Well, I'm sure glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood." She rapped her knuckles on the table and said, "That must be the door, I'll get it."