A friend of mine named Lori called me this afternoon. She had gone by my house to drop off some DVD's she had borrowed. She called me and said someone had placed pink flamingo yard ornament in my yard. It was about 3' tall. I know where it came from. It's those old men on my street that are always playing jokes. We play jokes on each other all the time. Anyway I tell her that if she didn't mind would she go to Spencers gifts at the mall and buy me one of those humping Chihuahua's for about 15 bucks. When I get home tonight I'll take the flamingo and strap the Chihuahua to it's butt and push the button and it will start humping it. Those old men will die laughing. Just now I get a call from another good friend of mine named Sherri. She says "Danny, Lori is in here and she said you sent her to pick up a humping dog. I have asked everyone in here and no one has a clue about you and a humping dog" Poor Lori, she went to the sports bar I hang out at... Spencer'z Sports Bar Not Spencers Gifts!!! This should be good when I walk in there for a beer tonight.