I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little
Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There
are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the
top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like
your thinking.''

sooooo cute

I would have answered the one biting it off the top as the married one.

Little Johnny rocks!!!!

That was great!!

We call little Johnny "Pepito" in Spanish jokes... so bad, they must be
first cousins or something...