Wal-Mart is _______________.or, I like wal-mart because,_______________. or, I do not like wal-mart because, _____________________________________.

Walmart is everywhere

You are right: MirrorMirror

Wal-Mart is the K-Mart For White Trash

Wal-Mart is the mothership

...a shop, I believe...

Walmart is.....a good place to get into mischief

walmart is the antichrist

Is where I can meet toothless women

Walmart is the place to go to do THIS stuff!!


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin
narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think
we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
turn the volumes to “10”.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so
long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for
a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized
and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m
Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside
down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t
you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them,
yelling, “Red Rover!”

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are
any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:
Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,
etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various
funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get
out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

"Elvis Is Everywhere" by Mojo Nixon...be seeing you

Redneck....HEAVEN.........

again.....


I under estimated the.....

creepiness.........

Your Malmart has mannequins? I want mannequins at my Wallyworld!!

Wal-Mart is _one of my accounts______________., I like wal-mart because,_I get a lot of hours to take care of that store______________. I do not like wal-mart because, ________its a 25 mile drive to work when i have to go there _____________________________.

funny our walmarts here are nice and clean , clothes always folded and in stock.. unlike trashy kmarts that we have that dont even sweep up the popcorn all over the floors always out of stock and nothing is put away..just thrown all over the shelves where things dont belong..

Just about the only social event in town. It wouldn't hurt at all if there was a curves next to each walmart.

nope no mannequinis.. and no layaway ether so the m&m on layaway one wont work ether.

Going to Walmart is like dying and going to hell ... while buried alive

walmart is hell. the devils playground..

a businuess out for the businuess that lies about caring about the individual, and their families..

trying to take over the world..

they have the grumpiest employees for the most part i have ever seen in any store... i wont shop there.. i tried it like 6 times when it was new here everyone who was leaving got to walk straight out the door but noooooo not me all of the 6 times i went there they had to check my bags and reciepts i blew the last time and said u dont stop them ahead of me.. why do you pick me everysingle time i come in here? do i look like a theif or something? unreal the way i was treated there as a customer... so never again!