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*pul out your keys* Hey baby do I TURN you on *motion with the keys*
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"Do you like it on top?"
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How about a Pizza and a F#$& ?
No? Alright We'll skip the Pizza then! |
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"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
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Oh hunny sit down, you must be tired from running through my mind all day.
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Can you define "good time" for me?
I cannot understand what it means without you. |
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Edited by
Boredom_Rehab
on
Sat 01/24/09 12:47 AM
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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise cocks.
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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise cocks. NEVER heard this one before...it's funny enough that it just might work. I mean...a line that awful is just adorable! 
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if i told you that you had a nice body,
would you hold it against me?? |
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 I have cash
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nice jeans
do you think i could talk you outta them? |
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Lately I hae been getting emails with this line
is that a racoon in your pants or are you happy to see me! 
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you musta just got a ticket
cause you got FINE written all over you |
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Hello, My name is ddn122....what's yours?
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I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
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are those mirrors on your pants cause I can see myself in them
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Excuse me miss That's a nice outfit you're wearing but I have to say there just is something not quite right about your pants...Oh I know They'd look much better on my bedroom floor.
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Nice boots. Wanna f***?
F*** me if I'm wrong, but your name's Gretchen isn't it? |
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Lately I hae been getting emails with this line is that a racoon in your pants or are you happy to see me!
 nice pic!
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