Na, Nevada actually. The woman that attacked me was a biker chick and outweighed me probably by 100 lbs. Her beef with me was that she said I had been "chatin it up with her man."

Bars closed! Everybody out now!- 764 times. After a gig with my rock band- 1412 times. Fighting in bars- 4 times. Overintoxication- 2 times. Lewd conduct- once. Naked in public- twice (onstage with the band). Inciting a riot- once. Over capacity venue- twice (got the police overtime bill both times). Asked to leave a fast food franchise for petty food fights- 2 (pizza hut and mcdonalds). Asked to leave an establishment for carbonizing alcoholic beverages- once. We brought a block of dry ice and stuck em in our drinks at mickey gilleys in the mall of america and got so drunk they poured us into a waiting limo. Asked to leave a walmart and K mart for getting on their intercom and announcing sale prices and blue light specials- twice. Asked to leave a menards for getting on their intercom and singing the menards jingle- once. Blackflagged at the dragstrip- twice. Both horrendous crashes. Once you crash they black flag you. You are done racing in that event. Forcefully ejected from a gambling casino for getting too loud- twice. Ejected from a state park and federal preserve- once. 2007. I was rock climbing grand canyon in kaibob national park alone. I didn't know it was illegal and you had to be registered in a group. I was 4600 feet when the rangers grabbed me. Told me the rules and regs and let me go. Ejected from a state- escorted to a state line- twice. In 1997 I blew the ohio tollbooth on the indiana side. 26 officers beat the crap out of me for that stunt. 92 dollar fine and had to pay a class 9 toll of 38 dollars. In 1999 a freind of mine and I had our trucks illegally in nevada gambling over the weekend in a bordertown. Sheriff caught us and yelled at us and gave us a police escort back to utah. Fun! Fun! Fun! Asked to leave a commercial flight, arrested, detained, and investigated- once. In 1989 I flew through detroit with my guitar in its guitarcase. One of my police freinds put a set of handcuffs on the handle of my guitarcase. They were locked on and no keys. I guess it was illegal to have handcuffs in your possession in 1989 in detroit. I explained the situation, they cut them off the handle and let me go. But not before missing my connecting flight. My bandmates were pissed.

Don'tcha just LOVE being a badass?

Dayum, LHB, that's a LOT of livin'....lol!

I love it.

I had a lot of help from freinds in most of those instances. I'm a good boy now. I'm on the "A" list wherever I go. Fine restaurants. Posh clubs. Backstage. But we got a lot of funny stories from the past to talk about. If you ever meet an old rock star that's been playing 20 plus years- ask them to tell you some of the funniest stories of things that have happened to them over the years. You will laugh so hard you will pee yourself.

I was dared to dance on a bar for $100.00...

im sure you know the rest!

CHA CHING!!!!

Longhair, you should try this one. You know, for old times sake.

I went into an applebees with two guys from the boat in Freeport,Tx. I had a pair of handcuffs on one wrist with the other end open. I asked the waitress if she had a hacksaw. She turned kind of white and scampered off. About 4 1/2 minutes later, the Freeport PD had a gun this close-> <- to my forehead as I lay on the floor laughing. Here's a piece of advice though, it takes about 4 hours for them to make sure you are not wanted anywhere. So leave room in your schedule.

Let's just say that when you're in Ireland and someone asks if you're an alcoholic, they're not really asking. Back in 2000, I was in a pub with my customers, and someone there asked if I was okay, and I made the mistake of saying, "No, I can't find the loo". They booted all of us. Go figure.

nope

Hmmmmmmmm Ive been barred 4 times. 1 time because my friend was drunk so we both had to leave. The other time was because I got into a fight with a girl in the bar. The other 2 times the female bartender decided she didnt like me and had me barred for being too "LOUD"

Can't say that i have

*Putting in my list to do things*

Its funny they didnt bar me when I pole danced with Elvis Randy Friske!!!!

Any pics???

No.......this was years ago!!!! I think Muriel may have been there!!!

Too bad!

Ya you can dress me up but you cant take me ANYWHERE!!!

I want pics dammit!

I wanna know what the heck that girl is doing to that cat???

The only 2 other times I've been asked to leave was once at gunpoint on private property accidently blood tracking a deer during hunting season. And crazy brian asked me to leave once. He rolls his own cigarettes with top tobacco in those big round cans. He's got those empty cans all over his house. Wellllllllllllll I had death farts that smelled like rotting corpses. Pickled eggs, cabbage, garlic, pickled artichokes, and green chili farts. Well I slid the lid off an empty top tobacco can and farted in it and put the lid back on. An hour later brian goes to roll a cigarette and picks up a can- empty. Picks up another- empty. He says "I know one of these cans of top has some tobacco in it"! I reach over and grab the can I farted in and shook it and said "I think there's some tobacco in this one"! Brian says "Toss it here". Which I did. He opened the lid and stuck his face in there and puked. His wife and kids and I were freaking rolling laughing as I said "Fart and smell it"? He came back from the bathroom and opened the front door and said "Kyle, I never thought I'd have to say this but I must ask you to leave". We still joke about that fart in a top can.