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I just got this in my mail, and I thought I might share it with my friends here 
A biker was riding along a beach in Ireland when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to England so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Irish Sea ! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my wife truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge? 
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
Aww you are such a trooper!! How are you at arranging closets? |
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I just got this in my mail, and I thought I might share it with my friends here
A biker was riding along a beach in Ireland when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to England so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Irish Sea ! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my wife truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge? it's true I was there
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
Aww you are such a trooper!! How are you at arranging closets?
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
Aww you are such a trooper!! How are you at arranging closets?
You can't do that, this method is patented to me exclusively. 
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
Aww you are such a trooper!! How are you at arranging closets?
Thats whats it like now!1 
And how did I know you would say that
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that was really cute Andrea
Tim thanks for laundry offer but,,whites with colors?
Aww you are such a trooper!! How are you at arranging closets?
Thats whats it like now!1
And how did I know you would say that
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Well I appreciate your offer but......
You don't even cook a steak you leave it half raw
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Edited by
SolitaryMan52402
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Sat 01/24/09 08:48 AM
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Well I appreciate your offer but...... You don't even cook a steak you leave it half raw
Thats not Raw |
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Well I appreciate your offer but...... You don't even cook a steak you leave it half raw
That is the only way to cook a fine steak 
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Not like dusting and folding clothes is hard just hate it. After 50 years lol
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Where did you go BettyB
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Well I appreciate your offer but...... You don't even cook a steak you leave it half raw
Thats not Raw |
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Thats not Raw
No, it's overcooked. 
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winter feels like it has gone on forever this year..and its only January! So what r ur plans for this weekend? well I will tell you if you promise not get too jealous. I am going to spend my weekend rearranging my closet !  I hope that didn't make you cry
i was afraid you were going to tell me u had a hot date with a tall handsome guy |
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Where did you go BettyB
That steak made me sick!! why do people like it that way? I once was in a restaurant and the waiter came back and said sorry mamm but the chef refuses to cook your steak well done. so I said then tell the chef I refuse to eat his cooking and left! Now I know med. rare is the proper way to eat a steak but do you think it is right for a chef in a restaurnt to refuse to cook it the way the customer(who is paying for it) wants? |
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I think its nap time
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