grope them.


and see if they pull out their weed whacker

You and the weewhacker...

I dont!!!

I save that for the end of the conversation

I make eye contact first, then I smile, then I approach and introduce myself.
I figure nothing ventured nothing gained.

with a couple vodka martinis already in my system...be seeing you

be seeing you

Where are her friends?

that's what you gotta worry about

Is it a two set or larger or a single person? Do you stand near the ladies room and when they past by you stick your arm out and have her bump it and go "oh you hurt me?"? do yo Neg them? Do you do "cocky/funny"? Do you an opinion opener? Do you try to attract her attention by some out of the norm behavior? Do you really want to date some drunken chick at a meat market club?

Probably confidence...but I can't speak from first hand experience

I've heard, that for guys, licking your eyebrows always seems to work

Make eye contact then move your lips like you're talking when the music is really loud - while they are looking at you. They'll naturally be drawn to you & you will have naturally pointed out a problem... that you can't think straight in that environment. You can ask them to go outside...but not by the smokers, as it was pointed out...the smokers may be waiting there to draw "common interest" & you don't want to give your catch away just yet. Find a quiet environment & you can thank her for "rescuing you from all the noise". You'll make her feel like a hero right off the bat & line yourself up to shower her with complements.

"Without all the smoke, flashing lights and darkness all around...I just realized how gorgeous you are! To think a pretty/handsome guy/lady like you would rescue me from such... I'm speechless" Of coarse that's then your cue to shut up & let them talk from then on out.

OR you can just be creative & pull something out of your ear like I just did... despite that I haven't been to a club since Prince was saying he wanted to "party like it's nineteen ninety nine." -- ANYWAY... Enjoy this advice!

offering to buy a lady a drink and sit and talk with them until the drink is empty, because at that point you should have a feeling of where it may go, if anywhere

thanks for the advice

I sneak up on their blind side and grab em and yell RAWWWWWR!!

and after they finish knockin the sh*t out of me I ask em to dance

Very romantic...I'm impressed

Ding Ding Ding!!!

And establish positive eye contact first. That will let you know what sort of response you can anticipate.

take advantage of surroundings a polite bump will start communication

I don't, because chances are good to excellent that she already has a boyfriend or a husband. I'll just sit there and mind my own business.