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      shave you 
      
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        Edited by
        Derekkye
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        Sat 01/17/09 02:01 PM
       
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      that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section  
    
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      Okay....but be careful around my neck! 
      
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      not go near a weed whacker
     
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     not go near a weed whacker     i wanna use a MACH razer
and ive researched. new blades are important   
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      I use the gillete fusion.....sooooo smoooooooth 
    
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     Okay....but be careful around my neck!     
i will be gentle, i promise   
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     that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section   
oooooooooooooo u want me to shave everything???  | 
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     shave you     
  Only if you have a VERY BIG private guard on your razor.....lol  
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     Okay....but be careful around my neck!     
i will be gentle, i promise   
YAY!!!     
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      *hears a bastardized version of Elton John in the background...."Someone shaved my wife tonight..."*
     
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    ill be careful!!
i know what im doing. kinda  | 
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     that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section   
oooooooooooooo u want me to shave everything??? how about just my back then...that'll put the MACH to the test  | 
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      i preffer to have my balls waxed
 
  no pain no gain  | 
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     that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section   
oooooooooooooo u want me to shave everything??? how about just my back then...that'll put the MACH to the test       i was thinking either head or face  
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      I'd like to have my pubic hair foiled.
 
  Nothin' fancy, just frost my bush. Then figure out how to fit me under a hair dryer.  | 
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      I know someone's arse that could do with a trim........
     
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     I'd like to have my pubic hair foiled. Nothin' fancy, just frost my bush. Then figure out how to fit me under a hair dryer. kewl!! and then could i get a stencil and shave a cute little emblem down there?? a kissy face or a star or something?  | 
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 Only if you have a VERY BIG private guard on your razor.....lol