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And actually fart out aloud? 6 months? 1yr? 2yrs? 10yrs? LOL Its all natural, but pls give me some feedback. U know u do it. Silent but deadly ones...I hate those :-) I think good manners are required the entire relationship so when you are able to you should excuse theirself rather than make the person you are suppose to care about most suffer. How a person conducts themself publiclly reflects on their spouse but at home you should be more relaxed about normal body functions. |
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Edited by
Mr_Music
on
Fri 01/16/09 02:10 AM
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the guy I'm seeing farted on our first date and excused himself right away. we are all grownups as long as you excuse yourself and don't do any "pull my finger" bits or the like you should be okay. just don't be excessive. its natural, but it can get really rank.
awwww the 'pull my finger' is the very best part of it. Now SHE ^^^ is definitely NOT a frou-frou! One of the best ladies I've ever had the opportunity to meet. |
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best part of it. Now SHE ^^^ is definitely NOT a frou-frou! One of the best ladies I've ever had the opportunity to meet. haha i might not be 'frou-frou' but you won't ever hear me fart. i'll take stomach cramps instead please 
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better to burp it and taste it
than to fart it and waste it |
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Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Tried to sh!t, but only farted. Wasted a dime, but what the hell, At least I can sit here and enjoy the smell. |
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would the two of you shut up and pull my finger?
one of each hand for the both of you 
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I thought you said I'd never hear you fart.
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well you can't you hear me online, can you?
i didn't say i don't fart, just that i don't do it around anyone! |
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Chicken.
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When the mother-in-law passes on and she takes the cuffs off.
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it's a bad idea to hold in your farts. They build up in your system
and eventually you'll die of a fart attack and then when the doctor exams you, your breath smells like shyte |
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it's a bad idea to hold in your farts. They build up in your system and eventually you'll die of a fart attack and then when the doctor exams you, your breath smells like shyte You might even blow up. |
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Can you say gas-ex?
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it's a bad idea to hold in your farts. They build up in your system and eventually you'll die of a fart attack and then when the doctor exams you, your breath smells like shyte You might even blow up. Can you imagine popping THAT balloon? 
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it's a bad idea to hold in your farts. They build up in your system and eventually you'll die of a fart attack and then when the doctor exams you, your breath smells like shyte You might even blow up. Can you imagine popping THAT balloon?
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Get it out of the way on the first date
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best to do it in the bath tub. Then you can pretend that you have a jacuzzi.
But no smoking. Those bubbles are highly flammable |
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*bloooooop!*
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I was taught go to the bathroom or outside.
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