When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one
evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or
two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother

omg not sure what to think of that one

she married the father who was about to die lol damn hoes!!!