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| Topic: When was the most inopportune time that you have... | |
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 While recieving oral. I gave her fair warning though, I am a gentleman after all 
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Well where's your story miss kitten? It's up there. Just gotta look. 
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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.  
LOL My apologies... I didn't catch that was you... Your gonna tell him that in front of his girlfriend when he's older right? |
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I had a fellow worker and I were doing an oiffice move in a Chicaago High rise..
On our way back down from the 30th floor, he cuts a BAD FART..  About that time im gaggin,,the elivator stops on the 22th floor and this couple gets on,,as the elivator starts to move,,their sniffin and looking ugly as my friend says,,GOD TERRY,,WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST? mannnnnn, whoooooo
The couple looks at me with eyes and a face to kill.... I said ME??? But they done in NOSE,,lol,BLAMED ME,.. I felt and im sure LOOKED beat red in the face.. 
AND it wasn't even my damn gas.....  
I will NEVER forget that one,,,,lol |
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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.
LOL My apologies... I didn't catch that was you... Your gonna tell him that in front of his girlfriend when he's older right? Oh yeah, still coming up with extra detail to throw in there to embarrass the crap out of him. 
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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.
LOL My apologies... I didn't catch that was you... Your gonna tell him that in front of his girlfriend when he's older right? Oh yeah, still coming up with extra detail to throw in there to embarrass the crap out of him.
LOL your awesome |
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Years ago, my husband and I were having dinner in a fancy restaurant. As we were leaving through a secluded hallway between the restaurant and the lounge/exit, I let a huge one rip that echoed in the hallway.
So, I lagged behind to let him emerge first... He never forgave me for all the stares and laughter when he emerged first from the hallway. I staggered out since I was laughing so hard. I'll never forget it... it was priceless!!!! |
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Okay, I correct myself. Perhaps there IS a bad time to fart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw |
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Okay, I correct myself. Perhaps there IS a bad time to fart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw ROFLMAO That link is funny!!!! |
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I think the most embarrassing was a guy in college INSISTED on tickling me and I kept telling him to stop and he was relentless. I was so young and didn't want to tell him I thought I could toot. Sure enough, there it went, a noise maker!! Thankfully not the other kind. I was beat red and he was shocked. Couldn't even laugh!! Then, I saw him at a friend's wedding a few months later and totally ignored him as I was still mortified. I think he was one of those dolts who didn't realize females PASSED GAS or sweat!!!
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Heheheheh! I'm actually surprised this thread has gone THIS far. Most people are too "above" everybody else to admit they fart, so they won't even post. Fortunately, I don't have that stigma.
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Edited by
Krimsa
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Sun 01/11/09 07:01 PM
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...broken wind? That’s an interesting question. I tend to be a purveyor of the "silent but deadly" flatulence. |
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I lit one off at a cousins wedding that the whole church turned and looked at me. But that wasn't the funniest one.
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during sex
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you know you can light them with a lighter right?
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The funniest one was one of my godsons baptisms about a year ago. He's 6 months old at the time. At church. Everyone all dressed up The minister has a pin on microphone on his lapel so everyone can hear the baptism in the church. The mother is holding him. The minister has him over the bayshroud and is bent over christening him with holy water and little wyatt just couldn't have picked a better time to let out that infant flattulating horn blast of a fart. Right in that microphone. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!! The whole church is laughing and I turned proudly to the congregation and exclaimed "YUP! THAT'S MY GODSON"!!!
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ROFLMAO!
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the good thing about cottonelle is you can blame it on the dog
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...broken wind? In middle school gym class, they had the physical fitness tests, while doing sit ups |
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