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...broken wind?
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Edited by
Drifters13
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Sun 01/11/09 06:00 PM
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...broken wind? I was having a suit made at a tailor in New York. Poor guy was getting my inseam measurements. I'd eaten mexican for lunch. |
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During a speech, no lie, I was so nervous, and i knew it was coming, so I pretended to drop something to make some noise...it worked...i think..but then came the smell, couldn't do anything about that....
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...broken wind? I was having a suit made at a tailor in New York. Poor guy was getting my inseam measurements.   
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sex
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ME NO BREAK WIND,,,,,WIND SHE BLOWS, SUN,SHE SHINE...
ME BREAK STICK FOR FIRE. lol 
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 I just did!
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...broken wind? 5th grade. I was sitting in social studies and had to sneeze really bad. I had been holding the sneezes in for about 5 minutes. Well finally I could hold them in no more...I let out what I thought was a huge sneeze and opened my eyes to my teacher staring at me in bewilderment with a look that read..."You nasty SOB!" It was only about 10 minutes later (after class) that I found out I let out a monster fart that shook the room!!! LOL
It's one thing to let out one and know...but to break wind and have no idea that you did is pure genius...or just plain nasty! 
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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.
 
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Coughing on the bus when it was really really quiet.
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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.
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Edited by
special_guy
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Sun 01/11/09 06:12 PM
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OK I had just paid $300 for an hour with this asian hooker I was there 5 minutes when she grabbed it and started to go down when the wind broke...
She screamed and hollered "hour up you go now!!!" |
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5th grade in school during a test... tried to hold it in... then finally tried the "one cheek sneak"... it came out sounding like a huge bottle rocket. My red face gave me away.
And there was no place for me to crawl into and hide. |
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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.
Free pass for that one. |
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OK I had just paid $300 for an hour with this asian hooker I was there 5 minutes when she grabbed it and started to go down when... She screamed and hollered "hour up you go now!!!"  
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OK I had just paid $300 for an hour with this asian hooker I was there 5 minutes when she grabbed it and started to go down when... She screamed and hollered "hour up you go now!!!" Oh, I'm so sorry. I hate to hear stories like that when money is involved. So, did you have to jack your own junk? |
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ROFLMAO
No... I just moved to a different room after the owner smiled and said "you a funny guy" |
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There's never an inopportune time. If ya gotta fart, fart!
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Well where's your story miss kitten? |
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