~ Hit me with your poetry ~

~~~

Hit me with your poetry
express what's on your mind
let your apprehensive reservations
linguistically unwind

No poetry is perfect
it's artistic liberation
for the purpose of relieving
impassioned constipation

So write your thoughts
and let them chime
let your emotions fill these pages

Share your feelings
your dreams sublime
release them from their cages

Let me read your passions
let me sense your raw emotion
let me feel your pulsing heartbeat
like the undulation of the ocean

Hit me with your romance
with your agony of lust
share your heart's elation
or the fragments of its dust

There's really no restrictions
on what I'd like to read
so hit me with your poetry
let your pent-up feelings bleed

~~~

(Abra 4/18/07)

~ Numbers in the Dark ~

~~~

I dialed her number in the dark
I could hardly wait to talk
she picked it up and said, "Hello"
and I began to bark

"Ruff, ruff ruff", I said,
in a deep and manly voice
"Meow", she purred right back at me
as though she had no choice

Then I started panting
like a hungry sex-craved dog
and she began to ribbit
like a silly stupid frog

I stopped,
and then inquired
"Is this really Peggy Sue?"

A manly voice responded
"No my name is Stu!"

I learned my lesson well that night
it gave me quite a fright
from now on in I'll use a light
and be sure I dial it right

~~~


(Abra 4/18/06)

Tangle in the wisdom
Wander through the words,
Show yourself in colour
Set free the inner birds.

Allow the flight of fancy
Express what's on your mind
Take us on your journeys
As compliments paid in kind.

To dig so deep and feel so raw
To shout and run with glee
And share these moments with us all
Is to trust with memories.

<--- rolls up his sheets of poetry and hits abra on the head with it

~ Men vs Women ~

~~~

Men prefer the quickie sex
women like to please

Men will often blow a fart
women cut the cheese

It's hard for men to say, "I love you"
for women it's a breeze

Men will often belch and growl
women simply sneeze

Men cannot imagine foreplay
women like to tease

Men will never ask for help
women ask with ease

Men fear only failure
women fear the bees

When men get lost in forests
women see the trees

Men will often hold a grudge
women will appease

Men prefer to stay at home
women seek the seven seas

Men can thrive on hamburger
women need some peas

Men are into football
but to women it's disease

Men are often loners
women hang in 3's

Men cannot be trusted
women are trustees

Men are fumbling idiots
women - expertise

Men are always conquerors
and women conquerees

~~~

(Abra 4/18/07)


It's just a poem folks, not meant to be factual. (ha ha)

Bravo you two

Magic man so wonderful to read your thoughts

I loved the impassioned constipation! Your poetry
brought a smile to my face. Thanks for sharing!

very rarely do I see comedy in poetry. It was
refreshing.......kudos!

lmao I just could not resist it. He did after all say to hit him with
it, so I did

Chalupacabra

Once there was a strange little man
who made a strange little boat
for a tiny little goat
The market was closed
So the strange man dozed
And boat floated downstream

There was a strange little village
Down the strange little stream
Who had never seen a goat
And now he is their king

Fairy Tale

No happily ever after
Like a phoenix rising again and again
A tale with no end
We strive and hope
In the eternal search for love


J.F.

What is life if not to live and be.
What does life have in store for me?
What will it bring into my eyes to see?
What can I do but wait and see, just what life will be for me!

HHhhhmmmm, forced inspirations sometimes make the best ideas.


Lets see what life will do for me,
Lets see what wording can there be,
Lets see what words that I can rhyme,
Lets see if they will be in time,
Lets see and try to keep it simple,
Lets see if I can pop this pimple,
Lets see if it will truly bring,
Lets see if songs will make you sing,
Lets see if you can hear the song,
Lets see if you can sing along,
Lets see how much of life is missed,
Lets see how many you have kissed,
Lets see if you can play this game,
Lets see if it will be to lame,
Lets see if you like this play on words,
Lets see those little things called verbs,
Lets see you teach us how to count,
Lets see the books that can surmount,
Lets see if this has done the trick,
Lets see you hit me with a brick.

That was fun I'll have to try something else later, Thanks.




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