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Topic: Since everybody else is doing threads like this, how many...
SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Sun 01/04/09 05:05 PM
....squares of toilet paper do you use? Is this like the tootsie pop commerical of old One ...two... crunch. I Have never counted

TomBoy001 Joined Sun 01/04/09 Posts: 8	Sun 01/04/09 05:06 PM
use for what?

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Sun 01/04/09 05:07 PM
I remember my granpa used to throw a fit...he would yell through the house..."damn it.....you only need 4 squares...that's all it takes...4 squares" not if it is 1-ply!

gripandsip Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 72	Sun 01/04/09 05:09 PM
I have a song for the dude counting how much @sswipe his dates use... "Hey big spender!!! Spend alittle on some T.P.!!!!". I bet he wouldnt even let me order fries with my McDonalds meal either! The issue I have with T.P. mummys is a little more towards common sense. I won't hesitate to buy the crap you would find in a public bathroom if that's the way she wants to play. Ok... well keep that in mind when your face is down there where the cheap toilet paper you bought didnt do its job! If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 05:12 PM
If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. So im still not getting fries... am I???

gripandsip Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 72	Sun 01/04/09 05:13 PM
If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. So im still not getting fries... am I??? Absolutely, as long as you can order them yourself like a big girl.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 05:17 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 01/04/09 05:18 PM
If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. So im still not getting fries... am I??? Absolutely, as long as you can order them yourself like a big girl. AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH????

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 01/04/09 05:19 PM
4 squares is equlivent to 1 .....corncob.....

gripandsip Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 72	Sun 01/04/09 05:20 PM Edited by gripandsip on Sun 01/04/09 05:22 PM
AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? Oh totally. What could be any more romantic?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 05:20 PM
4 squares is equlivent to 1 .....corncob..... Only the corncob feels so much better!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 05:24 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 01/04/09 05:30 PM
AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? Oh totally. What could be any more romantic? Ohhhhhhh yessssssss... I can see us now... Me... and you...(counting how much T.P. I use, while making me order my own meal and pay for it)... Wow..how romantic....IM IN LOVE!:

gripandsip Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 72	Sun 01/04/09 05:30 PM
AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? Oh totally. What could be any more romantic? Ohhhhhhh yessssssss... I can see us now... Me and you...(counting how much T.P. I use, while making me order my own meal and pay for it)... Wow...IM IN LOVE!: laugh: You and I* I'll correct your grammar and allow you take the messy side of the table. Whens we gettin' hitched, hun?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 01/04/09 05:33 PM
2 ply times 2. If you must know.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 05:34 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 01/04/09 05:35 PM
You and I* I'll correct your grammar and allow you take the messy side of the table. Whens we gettin' hitched, hun? Damnit!! You just had to go and get dominant on me....didnt you?? Now im turned on! Chit!

Citizen_Joe Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4036	Sun 01/04/09 05:35 PM
....squares of toilet paper do you use? Dammit Jim, I'm bipolar not an OCD!

gripandsip Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 72	Sun 01/04/09 05:39 PM
Damnit!! You just had to go and get dominant on me....didnt you?? Now im turned on! Chit! I'm not against tying you up with T.P. to settle this.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 05:43 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 01/04/09 05:44 PM
Damnit!! You just had to go and get dominant on me....didnt you?? Now im turned on! Chit! I'm not against tying you up with T.P. to settle this. Ok babe... But I want the "Charmin 2 ply", so I cant get loose!

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sun 01/04/09 05:50 PM
I have a song for the dude counting how much @sswipe his dates use... "Hey big spender!!! Spend alittle on some T.P.!!!!". I bet he wouldnt even let me order fries with my McDonalds meal either! The issue I have with T.P. mummys is a little more towards common sense. I won't hesitate to buy the crap you would find in a public bathroom if that's the way she wants to play. Ok... well keep that in mind when your face is down there where the cheap toilet paper you bought didnt do its job! That would require some soap and water then.

gripandsip Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 72	Sun 01/04/09 05:50 PM
Ok babe... But I want the "Charmin 2 ply", so I cant get loose! While I'm out think of something to do with the cylinders. And don't say recycle

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 01/04/09 06:00 PM
Ok babe... But I want the "Charmin 2 ply", so I cant get loose! While I'm out think of something to do with the cylinders. And don't say recycle Lets sew them on the outside of my bra and ill be like "Madonna"!!!! Just sayin.