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buy pads pads are too much like diapers, i highly recommend the tampon. |
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Beat up my soon to be ex, then masterbate. Just because I could.
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get *****y and blame PMS |
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Beat up my soon to be ex, then masterbate. Just because I could. i'll add that to my list, the masturbating part. |
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spend a lil time findin out what the big deal is ....with......B.O.B.
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Thank God i can't squash my nuts when i cross my legs anymore
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take my shirt off and stare at my boobs for the rest of the night but then your boobies will get cold honestly if i was a girl i would wear lil shirts and show off my boobs and then id prob be a whore LOL na just kiddin but i would stare at myself alot haha |
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F@ck, I dunno what I'd do first, but I'd still be finding me a girlfriend!
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play with myself Yep, that's what I'd do. |
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Tell every guy that hit on me I used to be a man!
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get some sexy underware
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get some sexy underware |
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I would say hey guys guess what? I used to have a dangler also
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buy some condoms
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buy a pregnancy kit
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readjust myself in public
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Edited by
steelneyes
on
Sat 01/03/09 04:21 PM
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Run out, buy a short skirt, go to the bar get drunk, pick up the biggest a__hole in the place, go to his house and sleep with him and then come back here to post how much of a jerk he was
and of course ask what I did wrong! |
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Run out, buy a short skirt, go to the bar get drunk, pick up the biggest a__hole in the place, go to his house and sleep with him and then come back here to post how much of a jerk he was and of course ask what I did wrong! can i join you? lol sounds like a hella good idea |
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ask every woman out till I got lucky
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I'd have to call everyone and tell them I'm gonna be real late.....
its gonna take me forever to get..... ready....... |
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