Topic: "IN YOUR FACE" - part 3 | |
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You guys never fail to make me laugh SO TODAY'S IS GOING TO BE DEDICATED TO WHATEVER, WHOEVER, AND ANYTHING TO MAKE THE PEOPLE OF "IN YOUR FACE" LAUGH. NO HOLDS BAR BUT KEEP IT KINDA OF DECENT OMG I AM STILL LAUGHING .......I am drawing a blank....I am screwed....sucks being the serious one in my family..... hehehehehehe...actually I am at the work pc right now so I don't have sh*t available...I will have to fire this puppy up when I get home. |
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Awww crap i think I need to see an eye doctor !!! |
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Deb- this would esplain my recent trip to the optometrist,,,
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I knew you all would fail...... |
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whats the definition of trust??????
2 cannibal giving each other blow jobs!!!! |
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whats the definition of trust?????? 2 cannibal giving each other blow jobs!!!! |
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whats the difference between your wife and your job?????
after 5 yrs....your job still Sucks!!!!! |
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Edited by
Holly4459
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Tue 01/13/09 05:00 PM
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Deb! Quit yer dancing!!!!! |
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Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna **** around?"
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Edited by
krupa
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Tue 01/13/09 05:38 PM
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Alright guys...this isn't gonna work....
Funny cannot be commanded...it must happen with zen....like freely flowing water or pre-mature ejaculation.... If you are gonna try to force me to laugh..it wont work Now I will clear my mind and think about something that ain't funny....(Rosie O'Donnell wearing underwear with a d*ckhole) Okay...much better... I will set us on a serious path tonight... KRUPA! The untold story........ I was born...a poor black child....(Wait a minute! No I wasn't!) That's right! I am butt naked on Mingle getting a sponge bath and there ain't a damned thing any of you people can do about it! |
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Alright guys...this isn't gonna work.... Funny cannot be commanded...it must happen with zen....like freely flowing water or pre-mature ejaculation.... If you are gonna try to force me to laugh..it wont work Now I will clear my mind and think about something that ain't funny....(Rosie O'Donnell wearing underwear with a d*ckhole) Okay...much better... I will set us on a serious path tonight... KRUPA! The untold story........ I was born...a poor black child....(Wait a minute! No I wasn't!) That's right! I am butt naked on Mingle getting a sponge bath and there ain't a damned thing any of you people can do about it! This is sooooooo darn cute!!!!! |
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Edited by
Holly4459
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Tue 01/13/09 05:42 PM
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This isn't! Deb- let's have a dance party!!! |
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Hi Ya all! Can see everyone is in a good mood. I will just watch since can not tell a joke straight to save my butt. Have at it...
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In time
I became the Chuck Norris of the three year olds and learned that you never had to throw a kick above the waist... |
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Krupa no pressure dude....it's a gift you don't even have to try......
Alright guys...this isn't gonna work.... Funny cannot be commanded...it must happen with zen....like freely flowing water or pre-mature ejaculation.... If you are gonna try to force me to laugh..it wont work Now I will clear my mind and think about something that ain't funny....(Rosie O'Donnell wearing underwear with a d*ckhole) Okay...much better... I will set us on a serious path tonight... KRUPA! The untold story........ I was born...a poor black child....(Wait a minute! No I wasn't!) That's right! I am butt naked on Mingle getting a sponge bath and there ain't a damned thing any of you people can do about it! |
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky
night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house." |
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house." Ladies and gentlemen....Shecky Catlady..... |
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