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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"I LIKE TO STAY ON THE PHONE A LOT,SPEND TIME WIT MY DAUGHTER,I HATE BUDDY NI**AZ, I LIKE REAL NI**AZ DAT KEEP IT 51/50,DAT AINT BOUT NO GAMES"
Which one of us gets the 51? |
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"I am a very sexy young woman if I do say so myself."
What are you if you don't say so yourself? |
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"Not looking for marriage at this time so intimate relationship would be out at this time since that would go with marriage" Obviously you've not been married. 
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"Hi there i am a full time crossdresser looking to explore and fulfill your needs"
Look, you can wear whatever you want, just do my laundry, OK? |
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"well here goes! i have been lurking around here for awhile now but with the new year coming up i am making a serious effort to get out of the house."
Agoraphobia can be a real pain. |
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"Well, this internet stuff concerned me at first. Once I thought about it, I realized that it is just one more way of meeting new people."
Much like a frivolous lawsuit. |
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"I'm pretty much a fun-loving, laid-back girl. I love to laugh and have a good time. I'm adventurous, so it would be fun if you'd jump out of a plane with me."
Oh no, I'm not falling for THAT one again. |
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"I am a artist, free spirit (for good, and bad) I am intelligent, and quirky gal who is painfully self aware, and narcistic."
Words like that have SO much more impact if you can actually spell them. |
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"I have a foul mouth, but maintain some sense of social grace."
Ah, the ever-popular precarious balance.... |
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"I thought you go out for coffee or a drink and talk that's how you get to know people."
Have you been in a coma for 60 years? |
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"So this is where I sell myself..."
Hey, your private life is none of my business. |
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"DECEASE FREE AND DRAMMA FREE"
Good to know I wouldn't be dating a corpse. |
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"DECEASE FREE AND DRAMMA FREE"
Good to know I wouldn't be dating a corpse.
See now THAT'S what I'm talking about! You can't make this stuff up! |
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"DECEASE FREE AND DRAMMA FREE"
Good to know I wouldn't be dating a corpse.
See now THAT'S what I'm talking about! You can't make this stuff up!  The whole profile was filled with that type of material. Truly glorious...
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Too bad we can't post people's pictures in here. Some of the shots folks post... and the names they give themselves... |
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"Looking for Mr.Right not Mr. Prefect!!"
Ford Prefect? Have you met Arthur Dent? |
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"Love the beach when the water runs on my feet."
Let's just hope that IS water. |
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"I would say I was easy going and laid back"
Why not? Everybody else does.... |
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"LOOKING FOR GOOD HONOST MAN TO CHAT WITH AND GET TO KNOW MUST BE HONEST"
How many ways can you spell that? |
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"I'm a lady and will only be treated as such. So if your into being rude, grude and obnoxious, keep looking."
Obnoxiouis I may be, but never grude. Whatever that means. |
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