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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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Who I'd like to meet:
I LOVE TO TALK TO WOMEN THAT ARE HORNEY WHEN THEY ARE HOME ALONE -IN PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIL- I LOVE TO EAT ***** AND MASTERBATE WOMEN-(C O N F I D E N T I A L ) 
AGE:75!!!!! |
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The Onion website has this spoof video up about online dating sites. Wait for the very last comment... TOOOOO dang funny! http://www.theonion.com/content/video/online_dating_helping_pathetic |
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"Is very curious why there is not any normal people on this site?"
Normal people tend to write better than that. |
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"KNOW JESUSKNOW PEACENO JESUSNO PEACEBut I will sing of your strength; I will sing aloud of your steadfast love in the morning.For you have been to me a fortress and a refuge."
I think he deactivated, though. |
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"k I am changing this up...had to take the boob shot off the main pic...too many weirdos...they still are there and yes they are real."
The weirdos or the boobs? |
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"I am a young girl; I am a woman; I am a mother; I am a sister; I am a daughter; and I am a person like you."
Except that I am none of those things. Hmmmm.... |
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"DARE to take a CHANCE you would never have the COURAGE to do before..for without chances and DREAMS...we will not grow...."
Because nothing beats HYPERBOLE to make oneself FEEL as if they're saying something IMPORTANT when it's actually the SAME old CLICHES blathered again for the forty billionth TIME....! |
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"Where to begin. I used to have a pretty plain profile until i realized that it honestly didnt say anything about who i am... so hopefully this will work out better."
The drawing board is in the other room. |
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"My goals include living and working and being happy."
Living is a good goal, yeah. |
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"Photography, design, painting, writing, vineyards, children, a good laught, a small laught, the ocean, a movie or two, high hills or sandals, the sun, earings sometimes, one cup of coffee, truth."
Things in a museum....? Things on a wall....? Things you look at....? Things in a catalog....? |
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"I am a 5'6, slender, blonde single female. I am easy on the eyes, nobody has ever run screaming from the room or asked me to put a bag over my head."
I hate it when people brag.... |
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"I have been told that I should be doing stand up comedy but that would entail me being funny.."
That's pretty much a prerequisite, sure.... |
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"iam outgiong,exciting,love all sports,men in uiform,red wine."
The bottle is messing up your typing. |
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"What can one put in this small space to sum up who I am...my hopes, my wishes , my dreams?"
How about some pointless rhetorical questions? |
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"You would describe me as someone who is compassionate and caring."
I don't even know you. Plus I would try to be a little more creative than that. |
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"What does one say in a little box"
How about "Please get me out of this little box"....? |
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"I honestly think I was born in the wrong years...."
How many years were you born in? And how did you manage that? |
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"This is one of the reasons i have not tried this yet."
I understand completely. |
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"First off I have a private photo. I can't put my photo because of my work. What to put here. I have a good life, but in the past year I feel something is missing. Just can't put my finger on it."
I think it's probably your photo. |
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