John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life! , between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife.""Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
come

ooh thats evil.

Good 'un!
Oceans

Oh, shucks!

yeah i have to say i had a really bad day n that cheered me up no
end

Very good, Tessie!!! It is always good to have a laugh in
the middle of work, thank you!

thats great ... thnaks

Too funny!

lol very funny.

GOOD ONE!

OMG

LoL!!!

typical bleeedin male

that was great..

Hahaha over here laughing my ass off!

That's messed up.