what 2 qestions would you like to ask

Where's the line begin ?
Can I have a front row seat ?

Is this the traditional omnipotent omniprescient Christain GOd?

If there is a God I'm going to hell.

i'd like to ask why all the violence in GOD'S name in the beginning

why did he create us if he knew we where goig to be as selfish and violent as we are

ANY GOD YOU LIKE HE TO BE

OPPS SPELLING

Lol...
well adam and eve kind of screwed things up with the whole apple incident.

How many incarnations did you have thus far?

How many more chances are you going to take?

Is there beer here?

I have a black cat...his name is Zarazi...he's 16 years old... ...sleeps on my chest everynight...

Ms Lucky is about 5 now. She is a foundling, so I can't be sure, but she is the most adorable companion. All cats are.

Better to burn in hell than serve in heaven- Milton

Besides all the intelligent non superstious people like scientists will be in hell, we'll figure something out.

If god did or didnt exist it would not change my conduct, and if you have to ask what if he did exist or what if he didnt, either way things are as they are regardless. So why even ask?

Who are you God, where you coming from?
If you having all the power why you not doing anything about it , when the innocent children 's die ?

I like your answer, it pretty much sums it up.

1. Why have you given me two left eyes?

2. Why is Eve named after the Night Before?

well...in a sense...you're her Savior... lol...I also have a 14 year old cat...Zeeasha...he's fat...always has been...lol...also have two dogs...they're not fat ...

This is obvious, since we know good and evil like god cause we ate a apple right? Well we have no frame of referance for these concepts without the other, so violence is gods teacher of a higher morality. This can be applied to any vice seen as destructive. These are really just social delemias, the universe cares not about our mixed signals from evolution to be social yet to ensure we have access to resource and mating rights blah blah blah. I think id ask god why tooth decay? Seems non-vital to our moral learning and can be painful. Sometimes deadly. Isnt there enough death and ways to die, does it really serve a purpose in divine plan? Was he lazy that day? Wait Wait I got it! There is no GOD! ah yes.

Lucky isn't fat, thankfully. It all depends on the diet, and since she is an indoor cat I have to be very careful. She gets one pouch of whiskas, and after that, if she wants more, there are always nuts for her.

Thank you---its appearent im agnostic, however nice survey of what questions youd ask a supreme being who created all. I think we would lack the language.