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Edited by
Phuque
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Sat 12/27/08 12:15 PM
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OK...fine! I'll admit it! I probably should invest in a pair of glasses, but...this morning I was straightening up my bedroom & bent down to pick up what appeared to be a small piece of paper...EWWWWW! It turned out to be my lil old dog's rotten molar!
Anyone else find sumtin' yucky today? |
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trust me you don't wanna know.
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Edited by
evian001
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Sat 12/27/08 12:18 PM
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yea a date...geesh
meg never wins.. 
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<<<<<<< found the scotch tape on the floor in my sons room under his dirty laundry that I was looking for all last week to wrap presants with.
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i found a moldy stick of celery in my brothers room yesterday...
yummy :( blegh |
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 When my kids wree very young, they woke up before us. The entire contents of the fridge,(milk,eggs,cheese, yogurt and so on)were on they`re bedroom floor.
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Back when I used to live out in the country...my dogs had gotten into the garbage one day...so, (without my glasses, AGAIN!) I started to pick it all up...
 ...I bent down to retrieve what I thought was a wad of cellophane only to realize that it was a dead rat! My kitty loves to bring me prizes! (Oh joy!) I screamed & flung it...'course I had to pick it up again! BLAH!
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my cats killed and left a teeny tiny mouse in my living room......i ran around the house screaming!!!
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OK...fine! I'll admit it! I probably should invest in a pair of glasses, but...this morning I was straightening up my bedroom & bent down to pick up what appeared to be a small piece of paper...EWWWWW! It turned out to be my lil old dog's rotten molar! Anyone else find sumtin' yucky today? The dead body in my freezer
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You remind me of long ago when my daughter was just learning to walk. She was limping. I picked her up to see what was happening and discovered a turd stuck to the bottom of her foot. It had fallen out of her diaper. I laughed a long time about that.
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I looked under the bed to see if I lost any sleep!
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You remind me of long ago when my daughter was just learning to walk. She was limping. I picked her up to see what was happening and discovered a turd stuck to the bottom of her foot. It had fallen out of her diaper. I laughed a long time about that. Hahahaha! OMG! That made me spew! 
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I work in one of the residence halls on campus, and part of my job is to do rounds and make sure nothing weird is going on. I'm always finding used condoms all over the place. Those kids are so dirty. :/
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My ex-roomie was the Chef at a nursing home where a lot of the residents had senile dementia... Imagine his dismay when he came to work one morning to find that one of the "ladies" had pooped in his box of cantaloupes!
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Well, I didnt find it on "my" floor, or even inside, but I used to do deliveries to restaurants on Pensacola Beach, and I'd find all KINDS of interesting things below the boardwalk that the HOOTERS was located on: Used condoms, used underwear (both mens and womens) of course beer cans and bottles, the occasional drug paraphenalia and once, a person! Drunk kid sleeping it off in the sand in a puddle of vomit...
So much for keeping our beaches beautiful, huh? |
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Well not really on the floor, but one day I got my son ready for daycare (he is 21 months) and went on about my day and went to work. I was at work for about an hour and went to the restroom. As I was washing my hands I noticed I had a booger on my freakin forehead. It had been there since that morning and nobody said anything.
It was my sons booger and I went and yelled at my coworkers for not saying anything to me. Damn them.
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My ex-roomie was the Chef at a nursing home where a lot of the residents had senile dementia... Imagine his dismay when he came to work one morning to find that one of the "ladies" had pooped in his box of cantaloupes! Thats how I wanna be when I get old. 
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Well not really on the floor, but one day I got my son ready for daycare (he is 21 months) and went on about my day and went to work. I was at work for about an hour and went to the restroom. As I was washing my hands I noticed I had a booger on my freakin forehead. It had been there since that morning and nobody said anything. It was my sons booger and I went and yelled at my coworkers for not saying anything to me. Damn them.
LMFAO! Hahahaheheheheeeeeeeeewww! Oh man! A booger is the only thing that I'll run from! On a semi-related note & I'll have to put it...uh...delicately... I was working with a bunch of bikers in a cabinet shop when one of the gnarliest ones came in...it was evident that he had...uh...just earned his red wings that morning & didn't bother to wash up. We let him walk around till lunch break with it on his face...boy was he pissed when he came outta the bathroom! |
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now your gonna have to explain redwings some of these folks probably think you are talking about shoes
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Well not really on the floor, but one day I got my son ready for daycare (he is 21 months) and went on about my day and went to work. I was at work for about an hour and went to the restroom. As I was washing my hands I noticed I had a booger on my freakin forehead. It had been there since that morning and nobody said anything. It was my sons booger and I went and yelled at my coworkers for not saying anything to me. Damn them.
LMFAO! Hahahaheheheheeeeeeeeewww! Oh man! A booger is the only thing that I'll run from! On a semi-related note & I'll have to put it...uh...delicately... I was working with a bunch of bikers in a cabinet shop when one of the gnarliest ones came in...it was evident that he had...uh...just earned his red wings that morning & didn't bother to wash up. We let him walk around till lunch break with it on his face...boy was he pissed when he came outta the bathroom! OMG!  That's just sick.
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