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"I'm sweating like a dog"
Um, dogs can't sweat. That's why they pant. |
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"Colder than a witches t*t"
How cold does a witches t*t get? |
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Plumb Crazy |
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TV ads where it says "to buy one and get one free, just pay shipping and handling"
If you have to pay shipping and handling, then it isn't free! |
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I like TV commercials where they're trying to sell you a TV. They tell you how much better theirs is than the one you have.
OK, so if the one I have is so bad, how the hell am I suppossed to see how good theirs is? |
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Wed 12/24/08 03:18 PM
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"Self-help books"
If you're reading somebody else's words to figure out your problem, that's not self-help. That's "help". |
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TV ads where it says "to buy one and get one free, just pay shipping and handling" If you have to pay shipping and handling, then it isn't free! I WANTED TO START THIS THREAD!! lol Why do we call it a driveway when we park in it? |
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New and Improved! if it's new how can it be Improved? either way the price just went up. |
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"Quantities are limited."
Really? I thought you guys made an infinite number of these things. |
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i like the tv comercial where it tells you to go to a certain website if your internet is out
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Wed 12/24/08 03:22 PM
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"Hot water heater" (Why would anyone want to heat hot water?)
"ATM machine" (Automatic Teller Machine machine?) "VIN number" (Vehicle Identification Number number?) "Went missing" (as though it's a place, like the Bahamas or something) "Turned up missing" (Well? Which IS it?) |
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Near Miss! wouldn't it be a Near Hit? |
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"built like a brick sh*t house"
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Holy Cow or Holy Catfish |
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crazy like a fox
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"built like a brick sh*t house" *shrugs*....makes more sense than "Built like a sh!t brickhouse." |
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Holy Cow or Holy Catfish Holy Cats too?? lol I'm a doctor Jim not an escilator! |
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"No interest until 2009!"
Does that mean I can't like it until then? 
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The whole nine yards,
as referring to going the distance but in football you need to gain ten yards for a first down. Therefore, the whole nine yards is not going the distance and to top it off, you give the ball to the other team. |
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"squeaky clean"
you are not clean unless you squeak? |
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