I've counted at least 10 delusional women who used that as their headline.

You wont find that on my profile. I KNOW that Im not perfect nor do I expect others to be....but they can be close!!!

Gypsy, you are about as close to perfect as they come!

I paid you to say that!!! Here is $20!!!

Here's my thoughts in a nutshell:

Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The
frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals,clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:


I Don't Freakin Think So.