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Topic: why are you still single
horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:05 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/04/09 06:07 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year! I can send you some bloody shoulder

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Sun 01/04/09 06:07 PM
awwww..comeon...nobody here gonna be shocked nor offended 'cept maybe choc

deepheartwaiting Joined Mon 12/29/08 Posts: 630	Sun 01/04/09 06:07 PM
Where's Carol tonight? She's always here.

cbchdude Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 489	Sun 01/04/09 06:09 PM
I know what you mean deepheart. I shut that door and double locked it a long time ago. I have only recently unlocked it but it will not open until I have a good look through the peep hole with my magnifying glass.

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Sun 01/04/09 06:10 PM
Where's Carol tonight? She's always here. Its Sun night...I bet she has some "hunk" over and she is fixing him a candle light supper of caviar and chili beans

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:10 PM
awwww..comeon...nobody here gonna be shocked nor offended 'cept maybe choc You got mail.

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:11 PM
Where's Carol tonight? She's always here. Its Sun night...I bet she has some "hunk" over and she is fixing him a candle light supper of caviar and chili beans I thought it was sardines and chili beans.

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:12 PM
awwww..comeon...nobody here gonna be shocked nor offended 'cept maybe choc mmmmmmhhhakdopeajkep...can't talk got duct tape over my mouth

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:13 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year! I can send you some bloody shoulder Oh sure, promises, promises.

choclablover Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 2442	Sun 01/04/09 06:14 PM
awwww..comeon...nobody here gonna be shocked nor offended 'cept maybe choc Not likely! Especially those that know me

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Sun 01/04/09 06:15 PM
I know better things than duct tape to place over llips to make it difficult for someone as sweet as you to talk

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:16 PM
I know better things than duct tape to place over llips to make it difficult for someone as sweet as you to talk

choclablover Joined Wed 11/12/08 Posts: 2442	Sun 01/04/09 06:18 PM
I know better things than duct tape to place over llips to make it difficult for someone as sweet as you to talk Big boot required

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:20 PM
I know better things than duct tape to place over llips to make it difficult for someone as sweet as you to talk Big boot required It needs to be bigger!!!!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/04/09 06:22 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year! I can send you some bloody shoulder Oh sure, promises, promises. ok ok...venison hamburger is being emailed as we speak..er..type

deepheartwaiting Joined Mon 12/29/08 Posts: 630	Sun 01/04/09 06:23 PM
I know better things than duct tape to place over llips to make it difficult for someone as sweet as you to talk Big boot required It needs to be bigger!!!!!! MUCH!

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:26 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year! I can send you some bloody shoulder Oh sure, promises, promises. ok ok...venison hamburger is being emailed as we speak..er..type Doing my happy dance!!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/04/09 06:33 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year! I can send you some bloody shoulder Oh sure, promises, promises. ok ok...venison hamburger is being emailed as we speak..er..type Doing my happy dance!!!! may I have this dance ?

horsegirl55 Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 5236	Sun 01/04/09 06:38 PM
That's great! Send me a tenderloin! what, no back strape?? Well that will do, but I like the tenderloin to roast and steaks. I'm afraid I have some bad news for you................ Oh no! Bad news...let me have it....I can handle it!!!!!! well...uh...uh...well.....uh.....cough cough....it went to the buzzards and coyotes... I guess I can wait till next year! I can send you some bloody shoulder Oh sure, promises, promises. ok ok...venison hamburger is being emailed as we speak..er..type Doing my happy dance!!!! may I have this dance ? why sure love to dance!