Topic: When is it your cue to end a date early? | |
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When is it your cue to end a date early? When she gets that "fatal attraction" look in her eye. a newt?!? ..BURN HER!!! She's a witch!! |
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but how can you tell shes a witch?
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cool! we used to train golden retrievers for the blind |
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but how can you tell shes a witch? .she's got a carrot for a nose |
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cool! we used to train golden retrievers for the blind |
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Edited by
freeonthree
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Mon 12/15/08 11:06 AM
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As soon as find out she likes rap music, believes in god, or thinks motorcycles are dangerous. Dennis
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when he complains about the cost of the food at the resturant so loud that everyone can hear him... or when he uses a coupon at the resturant<buy one get one free> on the first date |
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When too much ignorance and arrogance flies out his mouth, is my cue to leave the date early.
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but how can you tell shes a witch? .she's got a carrot for a nose |
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DUH!!!
When they dont show up! |
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when they start farting in the car!
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when they start farting in the car! |
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damn, those are the guys that give all the men of the species a bad name...
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When is it your cue to end a date early? When you're sitting there and she suddenly wants you outta there. That's a pretty good cue to boogie on outta dodge. |
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When is it your cue to end a date early? If the penis leaves the pants before it was asked to do so, I generally will attempt to make my departure. |
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When she shows up to your date with her ex.
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Edited by
burgundybry
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Mon 12/15/08 05:40 PM
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but how can you tell shes a witch? .she's got a carrot for a nose damn, I forgot to put them in this morning!! |
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when I hear the "Twilight Zone" theme ....
every time she opens her mouth...... |
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when I hear the "Twilight Zone" theme .... every time she opens her mouth...... |
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When she hears the twilight zone theme every time she opens her mouth and spews drama. Of course it doesn't help that I have it recorded on my cellphone and every time she spews drama I turn on the twilight zone theme music. Do de doo doo Do de doo doo. "Where's that theme music to the twilight zone coming from"? "Its all in your imagination. You're just hearing things...of sight...and sound...and mind".
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