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...you are at a Police check...
Lol, this topic came to me Today while I was stopped at a Police check on my way to work. I was singing aloud a great song by Aerosmith, but after the cops had asked "What'd you say?", I'd have to say "Janie's Got A Gun" has to make it on the list!!!  
...Nah, na, nah...Nah, na, nah...Nah, na nahhhhhhhhhhh...Janie got a gun...Janie got a gun, whole World's come undone... ........What did her Daddy dooooooooo.... Poor Cops
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cop killer would be rather poor choice too
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cop killer would be rather poor choice too
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Chamillionare "Riding Dirty"
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bad boys.. im sure they get tired of that one.
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F8ck The Police
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how to make crack would not be wise either
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in the words of GNR..
i used to love her.. but i had to kill her.. |
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f*ck the police-N.W.A.
 remember that song
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Got pulled over once and actually turned on my cd player to Brad Paisley singing "Hey, Hey, Mr Policeman"
That Rocked, I got a Ticket!
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HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN BET I CAN DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN COME ON HOSS,LETS HAVE SOME FUN GO ON SHOOT ME WITH YOUR RADAR GUN YOU LOOK BORED AND I SURE AM CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN I GOT A '75 FIREBIRD TRANS AM WITH A 455 UP UNDER THE HOOD ME AND MY BROTHER GOT IT RUNNING GOOD WAKE UP BEHIND THEM OLD RAY BANS CATCH ME IF YOU CAN GO ON TURN ON YOR BLUE LIGHTS SOO PRETTY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO I JUST FLEW BY I CAN SEE YOU PEELING OUT HOW'S MY DUST TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH COME ON SMOKEY IT'S TIME TO RACE LETS HAVE US A HIGH SPEED CHACE HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN CHOPPER IN THE AIR AND A COUPLE OF S.W.A.T. VANS THATS NO FAIR NOW, YOUR BLOCKING THE ROAD WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TIME TO USE MY BACKUP PLAN CATCH ME IF YOU CAN HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I BET I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU CAN WITH YOUR BIG POT BELLY AND YOUR COWBOY BOOTS A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS YOU WON'T SHOOT I KNOW THESE WOODS LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN GO TURN ON YOUR SPOTLIGHT SOO SHINEY I GOT RUNNING SHOES AND I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU AND I GOT ALL NIGHT THERE'S NO WAY YOU'R KEEPING UP WITH ME SO GO ON BACK TO KRISPY KREME IF YOU WANNA QUIT, I UNDERSTAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I SAID, HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW, I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW THEY TOLD ME ONCE OR TWICE SON TO RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW ...so shiney!
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HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN BET I CAN DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN COME ON HOSS,LETS HAVE SOME FUN GO ON SHOOT ME WITH YOUR RADAR GUN YOU LOOK BORED AND I SURE AM CATCH ME IF YOU CAN HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN I GOT A '75 FIREBIRD TRANS AM WITH A 455 UP UNDER THE HOOD ME AND MY BROTHER GOT IT RUNNING GOOD WAKE UP BEHIND THEM OLD RAY BANS CATCH ME IF YOU CAN GO ON TURN ON YOR BLUE LIGHTS SOO PRETTY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO I JUST FLEW BY I CAN SEE YOU PEELING OUT HOW'S MY DUST TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH COME ON SMOKEY IT'S TIME TO RACE LETS HAVE US A HIGH SPEED CHACE HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN CHOPPER IN THE AIR AND A COUPLE OF S.W.A.T. VANS THATS NO FAIR NOW, YOUR BLOCKING THE ROAD WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TIME TO USE MY BACKUP PLAN CATCH ME IF YOU CAN HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I BET I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU CAN WITH YOUR BIG POT BELLY AND YOUR COWBOY BOOTS A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS YOU WON'T SHOOT I KNOW THESE WOODS LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN GO TURN ON YOUR SPOTLIGHT SOO SHINEY I GOT RUNNING SHOES AND I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU AND I GOT ALL NIGHT THERE'S NO WAY YOU'R KEEPING UP WITH ME SO GO ON BACK TO KRISPY KREME IF YOU WANNA QUIT, I UNDERSTAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I SAID, HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW, I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW THEY TOLD ME ONCE OR TWICE SON TO RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW ...so shiney!
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Angry Johny by Poe
"I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna blow you away" |
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Motherf*cker, I Don't Care by the Murderdolls.
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Judas Priest's "Breakin' the Law" would be another tune to avoid singing when being booked for... urm... "breaking the law".
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how bout..
i shot the sherrif.. hehehe |
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how bout.. i shot the sherrif.. hehehe
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"I Fought the Law and the Law Won"
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"Drive it Like I Stole It" by Apathy
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