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Topic: For Sale
dlm65 Joined Thu 11/27/08 Posts: 72	Mon 12/08/08 05:49 PM
I am for sale! Who wants me??? I can cook the best meals,raise kids RIGHT,keep a job, love giving oral,I write wonderful romantic notes,sing in a deep voice,only cheat on Thursdays sometimes,make up for it on Friday-Wednesday,change diapers when you need yours changed,put up clothes without smelling your panties more than twice,turn the sheets over once before changing them after sex,clean up the mess I made on you(slurp,slurp),keep handcuffs and duct tape under my pillow,clean kitchen twice a month and keep the scale set at 25 lbs. under actual.I'm your man! What is your bid?

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Mon 12/08/08 05:50 PM


Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Mon 12/08/08 05:51 PM
digs into pants pocket I've got 23 cents, a hair scrunchie & a lint-covered Tic Tac...

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 12/08/08 05:52 PM


dlm65 Joined Thu 11/27/08 Posts: 72	Mon 12/08/08 05:53 PM
digs into pants pocket I've got 23 cents, a hair scrunchie & a lint-covered Tic Tac... You better find more than that,lol! I am a real bargain.

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Mon 12/08/08 05:53 PM
I have 1/4 of a can of pringles and an empty gatorade bottle.

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Mon 12/08/08 05:54 PM
digs into pants pocket I've got 23 cents, a hair scrunchie & a lint-covered Tic Tac...

modgti Joined Thu 10/04/07 Posts: 13	Mon 12/08/08 05:54 PM
(slurp, slurp).....eeewwww

mcattygarnett Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 3527	Mon 12/08/08 05:54 PM
I have a dollar.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Mon 12/08/08 05:54 PM Edited by Phuque on Mon 12/08/08 05:56 PM
digs into pants pocket I've got 23 cents, a hair scrunchie & a lint-covered Tic Tac... You better find more than that,lol! I am a real bargain. Ha! So far, I'm the only chick who's replied...better take what you can get...! OK...there's two other chicks now...let the games begin!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 12/08/08 05:55 PM
If my Dad kicks off anytime soon..I will send my mom your way!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 12/08/08 05:55 PM
I thought you said you were a lesbian.

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Mon 12/08/08 05:56 PM
Want my ex's number?

dlm65 Joined Thu 11/27/08 Posts: 72	Mon 12/08/08 05:56 PM
We got some hard line bidders tonight! Losen up those wallets! Surely a nice home made lasagna and wine is worthy of a better bid,lol.

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Mon 12/08/08 05:57 PM
We got some hard line bidders tonight! Losen up those wallets! Surely a nice home made lasagna and wine is worthy of a better bid,lol. But I can make that anytime I want.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Mon 12/08/08 05:58 PM
Well, I would have bid except for that part about cheating on Thursdays.

dlm65 Joined Thu 11/27/08 Posts: 72	Mon 12/08/08 05:58 PM
If my Dad kicks off anytime soon..I will send my mom your way! Ok as long as she has a few bucks!

dlm65 Joined Thu 11/27/08 Posts: 72	Mon 12/08/08 05:59 PM
Well, I would have bid except for that part about cheating on Thursdays. But think of the fun 6 days otherwise

moonlight_ride62 Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 4414	Mon 12/08/08 06:01 PM
I got a six pack of corona but that is as high as I go...

dlm65 Joined Thu 11/27/08 Posts: 72	Mon 12/08/08 06:01 PM
We got some hard line bidders tonight! Losen up those wallets! Surely a nice home made lasagna and wine is worthy of a better bid,lol. But I can make that anytime I want. I PROMISE YOU IT IS NOT NEAR AS TASTY AS MINE! I am a top notch cook!