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luv2roknroll
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Mon 12/08/08 12:49 PM
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I think the dumbest line that ever worked on me..
was when this FINE, AND I MEAN FINE AZZ guy said to me... "I never believed in love at first site..till right now baby! And I will marry you!!". a month later I married him. It only lasted 9 months...(long story).. but it was one hell of a ride!!! Im tellen you though.... my ex husband looked just like Robert Plant!!! HE WAS SO FINE, that he could of said.... "HEY B1TCH..SHUT UP, CMERE, AND MARRY ME NOW!!!"... and I probably would have done it!!! HE WAS THAT GOOD!!! WOOO HOOO!!! |
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"I had a b!tch ass attorney and that jury was prejudicial. Im really a great guy." 
Krimsa . . . where did that work exactly? Prison. JK LOL |
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I think the dumbest line that ever worked on me.. was when this FINE, AND I MEAN FINE AZZ guy said to me... "I never believed in love at first site..till right now baby! And I will marry you!!". a month later I married him. It only lasted 9 months...(long story).. but it was one hell of a ride!!! Im tellen you though.... my ex husband looked just like Robert Plant!!! HE WAS SO FINE, that he could of said.... "HEY B1TCH..SHUT UP, CMERE, AND MARRY ME NOW!!!"... and I probably would have done it!!! HE WAS THAT GOOD!!! WOOO HOOO!!! thats sexy...now could this god sing Stairway to Heaven for you? 
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Back in my drinking days (this will give you an indication as to how long ago this was), I was at a nightclub one night, and it just so happened that a psycho ex-girlfriend was there. I saw her as she was walking over towards me (I was thinking, "Ohhhh, sh!t, I do NOT need this tonight!"). Strangely enough, she didn't attempt to start and crap with me, but I still didn't want to have anything to do with her, and I looked desperately around me for a way out of my situation. As she's flappin' her yap at me, and I'm responding with the appropriate, "Yeah, uh-huh, yep," etc., I happened to notice a former girlfriend of an old friend of mine. I had been interested in this girl for a long time, but never made a move because of my friend. Now that they had been broken up for quite a long time, all bets were off. I called her over, made the proper introductions, and just on a whim said to the girl I had called over, "So, do you wanna get outta here and go f*ck?" (I said this right in front of my psycho ex!). She kinda stammered a little bit, as I took her quite by surprise, and managed to stammer out, "Uh, well, um, sure!", and I proceeded to lead her out the door, leaving my ex's jaw hanging on the floor!  
I love it
What can I say! I just bluntly put it out there, and it worked (much to my surprise)!
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"I had a b!tch ass attorney and that jury was prejudicial. Im really a great guy."
Krimsa . . . where did that work exactly? Prison. JK LOL Na, in a bar. He was a hotty. What can I say. I'd had a few also. I distinctly remember him making this comment and my internal struggle to reassess my priorities and values vs. his incredible newly released from prison physiche.  
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thats sexy...now could this god sing Stairway to Heaven for you?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm..sing baby, sing.. I'de absolutely love it! |
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Ironically, more than once I have told women..."I am not gonna love you and I don't want you to love me" On several occasions the response has been "Could we just have sex?"
Worked like a charm on me.....(I used to be a slut) |
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my favorite is "your face or mine"
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I was at the local second hand store, and I asked this woman if it was too late to buy this shirt, a loud Hawiian thing, and it was almost winter.
She said "No, not if you like it" So I came back with "Is it too late to ask you out for lunch?" We went out for lunch, made out in the car for a bit. Her ph. number was bogus though. 
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Worked like a charm on me.....(I used to be a slut) Now he just plays one on Mingle2...lol. |
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My favorite was the girl who knocked on my door and told me, "I knew you were an artist the first time I saw you."
I had never seen her before in my life. But I was in a band at the time, so I figured she must know something. That was a fun summer. |
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How about the best pickup lines that worked?.. cause I don't use the bad ones!..because they're BAD
actually, I don't know if I've ever used a line. It's usually just approach them and say hi, tell them your name, get their name, ask them a bunch of personable questions, while smiling and nodding slowly.(no need for you to talk about yourself, they don't care for that) Then offer them a drink, invite her group over to meet your group, make introductions, start talking smack, jokingly, with your friends to lighten the mood.. blah blah blah. But I do have a line I just made up, maybe one of yall can make it work... "I had a bad pickup line I was going to use on you.. but I forgot it" *wait for dramatic laugh* Then say hi |
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Aye, how are you doing?
Suppose I earn plus points for just speaking to half of the women this worked on, otherwise I was really just wondering how they were doing. |
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okay...so here's one that worked on me..
Him: Is that a keg in your pants? Me: What? No...why? Him: Cause I'd love to tap that ass. OMG...I can't believe I admitted to that... |
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Aye, how are you doing? Suppose I earn plus points for just speaking to half of the women this worked on, otherwise I was really just wondering how they were doing. Points? why? |
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i just pointed to upstairs
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