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| Topic: 5 Cosmic Events That Could Kill You Before Lunch | |
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Sure, everybody has seen Armageddon and knows that if an asteroid should come hurdling toward us, we'd just have to send up a bunch of dudes to stuff a bomb inside it. Easy!
But it turns out there are a whole lot of other, less well-known threats out there in the cosmos that that could wipe us out at any moment. And we'd probably never see them coming... article cont'd at: http://www.cracked.com/article_16817_5-cosmic-events-that-could-kill-you-before-lunch.html |
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Geesh Jasmine, you killed us with the weather yesterday. Now I gotta watch out for the cosmos.
I'm hiding under my bed. Oh wait, that would crush me too, it's a waterbed. 
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just trying to give you guys a friendly heads up 
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Yikes, boiling organs and being spaghettified!!! And, the cosmos giving us the finger!!!! Nothing any of us could do about it, just like other death. Not going to lose sleep over it and heaven awaits!!! I'm not scared of dying. I'm scared of HOW I GO!!! So, let's pray it's a quick and mostly if not all painless deal, okay?
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wonder if my homeowners insurance would cover that....
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wonder if my homeowners insurance would cover that.... try shopping around if it doesn't 
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dude thats some scary stuff. nope i dont think that theres any homeowners insurance 4 that.
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Did you also know that starring at Uranus will give you a pain in the neck?
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erm... no i did not know that...
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Uranus is also the number one cause of black holes...
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Sure, everybody has seen Armageddon and knows that if an asteroid should come hurdling toward us, we'd just have to send up a bunch of dudes to stuff a bomb inside it. Easy! But it turns out there are a whole lot of other, less well-known threats out there in the cosmos that that could wipe us out at any moment. And we'd probably never see them coming... article cont'd at: http://www.cracked.com/article_16817_5-cosmic-events-that-could-kill-you-before-lunch.html  Thats scary Im so freaked out right now that I can't do anything but hide
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Hey Phuque, can TP really take care of Klingons? or is that just an old wives tale?
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I welcome it with open arms. let the destruction begin.
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I welcome it with open arms. let the destruction begin.  dont say that! they might hear youuu!
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yesss let them come i shall welcome them. then ill beat them!
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how bout you not speak for the rest of us then
go live on another planet if you are armaggedon-inclined 
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nope im just messin with yall id probly hide under the bed and wait to be either crushed or fried.
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atta boy
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thanks
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