Topic: 5 Cosmic Events That Could Kill You Before Lunch | |
---|---|
I refuse to lose sleep over things that are entirely beyond my control. I want my time here to be as pleasant and naked as possible and thinking about catastrophic cosmic events will do things to you that even Viagra can't un-F*@k. Nope, I want it to be a surprise. That way, I have a good chance of being disintegrated doing the things I love to do with a great big smile on my face.
|
|
|
|
if i get disentagrated before i drive my 55 chevy truck ill be in heaven and hell lookin to kick someone in the nards.
|
|
|
|
I refuse to lose sleep over things that are entirely beyond my control. I want my time here to be as pleasant and naked as possible and thinking about catastrophic cosmic events will do things to you that even Viagra can't un-F*@k. Nope, I want it to be a surprise. That way, I have a good chance of being disintegrated doing the things I love to do with a great big smile on my face. would you lose sleep under them? |
|
|
|
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...oh wait, we all are anyhow; just a matter of time |
|
|
|
yep time is that evil sand that slips away an makes us all shrivel and sag.
|
|
|
|
I refuse to lose sleep over things that are entirely beyond my control. I want my time here to be as pleasant and naked as possible and thinking about catastrophic cosmic events will do things to you that even Viagra can't un-F*@k. Nope, I want it to be a surprise. That way, I have a good chance of being disintegrated doing the things I love to do with a great big smile on my face. would you lose sleep under them? Nope...bring it on. Just don't tell me it's comin' |
|
|
|
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...oh wait, we all are anyhow; just a matter of time yep. and according to the article that time could quite possibly be 30 seconds from now |
|
|
|
i'm not tryna stoke paranoia by the way guys .
the article is actually more funny than scary when you read it. true.. but funny . |
|
|
|
Edited by
SamaraNJ
on
Thu 12/04/08 10:43 AM
|
|
I refuse to lose sleep over things that are entirely beyond my control. I want my time here to be as pleasant and naked as possible and thinking about catastrophic cosmic events will do things to you that even Viagra can't un-F*@k. Nope, I want it to be a surprise. That way, I have a good chance of being disintegrated doing the things I love to do with a great big smile on my face. would you lose sleep under them? Nope...bring it on. Just don't tell me it's comin' Damn.. usually they want to know.. **am I gonna get in trouble for talking like that???*** OH IT'S... ok nevermind.. |
|
|
|
Gee thanks.......I read about this...... ........then I read about the freaky weather..... .......then I read about the creepy bugs........ ........then I read about the people who wouldn't die....... ......then I read about how to smuggle things....... ......and I want to go for a drive to forget about that but what if there is someone inside the seat of my car?...or in the glove box????.....or in the gas tank????????
|
|
|
|
Gee thanks.......I read about this...... ........then I read about the freaky weather..... .......then I read about the creepy bugs........ ........then I read about the people who wouldn't die....... ......then I read about how to smuggle things....... ......and I want to go for a drive to forget about that but what if there is someone inside the seat of my car?...or in the glove box????.....or in the gas tank???????? I'm in your head |
|
|
|
Gee thanks.......I read about this...... ........then I read about the freaky weather..... .......then I read about the creepy bugs........ ........then I read about the people who wouldn't die....... ......then I read about how to smuggle things....... ......and I want to go for a drive to forget about that but what if there is someone inside the seat of my car?...or in the glove box????.....or in the gas tank???????? I'm in your head I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!! |
|
|
|
I refuse to lose sleep over things that are entirely beyond my control. I want my time here to be as pleasant and naked as possible and thinking about catastrophic cosmic events will do things to you that even Viagra can't un-F*@k. Nope, I want it to be a surprise. That way, I have a good chance of being disintegrated doing the things I love to do with a great big smile on my face. would you lose sleep under them? Nope...bring it on. Just don't tell me it's comin' Damn.. usually they want to know.. **am I gonna get in trouble for talking like that???*** OH IT'S... ok nevermind.. Just when I think I got you figured out.....I have to keep my eye on you.. |
|
|
|
I refuse to lose sleep over things that are entirely beyond my control. I want my time here to be as pleasant and naked as possible and thinking about catastrophic cosmic events will do things to you that even Viagra can't un-F*@k. Nope, I want it to be a surprise. That way, I have a good chance of being disintegrated doing the things I love to do with a great big smile on my face. would you lose sleep under them? Nope...bring it on. Just don't tell me it's comin' Damn.. usually they want to know.. **am I gonna get in trouble for talking like that???*** OH IT'S... ok nevermind.. Just when I think I got you figured out.....I have to keep my eye on you.. Ah.. I'm a simple girl.. |
|
|
|
simple + girl....
oxymoron no such animal |
|
|
|
simple + girl.... oxymoron no such animal ok Ill just settle on being an animal then |
|
|