Italian Grandfather Joke

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson
to his bed! "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome
plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howzabout you leava
me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.
You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home
and maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna
bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... pointa to
you watch and say "Times up"?"

Hilarious!!! Funny funny funny!

Cute.