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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 6
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/03/08 11:45 PM
<-------kicking and slapping computer!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 12/03/08 11:48 PM
i got's 20 bucks i can chip in on the bewb job !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/03/08 11:49 PM
i got's 20 bucks i can chip in on the bewb job ! $20???? I think I may need $7000!!! Can you raise it before xmas???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 12/03/08 11:52 PM
we only need another $4,880.00 before x-mas !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/03/08 11:53 PM
Are we doing american????? Oh whereeeeeeeeee are my riiiiiiiiiiich american mens!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 12/03/08 11:56 PM
dont know ...... im not rich !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 12/03/08 11:57 PM
dear diary........I think Im going to try that thing I heard of........ I think they call it SLEEP!!!! But first I must eat some cheeeeeeeeeese!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 12/04/08 12:01 AM
tc, gypsy im heading that way myself here real quick like !

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Thu 12/04/08 01:04 AM
Twas the night before Thursday, and all through the diary, not a thought was stirring; the author's brains were all mirey. And suddenly, with a clatter, a platter, and cakes and tea, whom should suddenly appear, but the likes of Saint Me? Away to beds, hoping sleep to soon catch. Dreaming not one, "Scoundrel got snatch?" Ho-ho! Ho-ho! 'tis the Hostess I've laid! Merry me! Merry me! 'tis all that I prayed! She blew me, and threw me, from bed to floor! She bit, and spit, but locked tight the door! Dream along, you fools, all lonely in bed! While ole Saint Me has banged up this thread! Wish you were here, to hear of the unheard! Laugh long and bawdy with this gray old bird! May your pecker be sore, and women need mending! Har har! Har har! Hardee har har!

907daydreamer Joined Thu 06/19/08 Posts: 2829	Thu 12/04/08 01:26 AM
dear diary as she lay there dying every cell of her goobye-ing part of her had not stopped trying as she lay there dying g'night gyps

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Thu 12/04/08 02:36 AM
aww.. that was sad but nice DD. Dear Diary... I hope Gypsy likes the cookies

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/04/08 05:21 AM
Is this why I have not received mine, Yet???? dEAR DIARY.......GUM is really expensive to send!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 07:49 AM
aww.. that was sad but nice DD. Dear Diary... I hope Gypsy likes the cookies COOOOOOOOOOOOKIES????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 07:50 AM
Is this why I have not received mine, Yet???? dEAR DIARY.......GUM is really expensive to send!!! Uhhhhhhh no!!!! I couldnt find any "healthy" gum!!!!! NO GUM FOR YOU!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 07:53 AM
Dear diary.........Im having another one of those "Hey Hoe Lets go shoot him in the back now" Ramones mornings!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 08:04 AM
Dear diary.........youre STARING at ME!!! Do you want to bite my lip???

Pete0909 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 1998	Thu 12/04/08 08:10 AM
I will bite your lip Gypsy.... hmmm... ignore that!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 08:16 AM
Dear diary............tea without milk is like...... tea without milk!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Thu 12/04/08 08:16 AM
What the hell is wrong in this world, that their is no healthy chicle' Is this why I have not received mine, Yet???? dEAR DIARY.......GUM is really expensive to send!!! Uhhhhhhh no!!!! I couldnt find any "healthy" gum!!!!! NO GUM FOR YOU!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 12/04/08 08:18 AM
What the hell is wrong in this world, that their is no healthy chicle' Is this why I have not received mine, Yet???? dEAR DIARY.......GUM is really expensive to send!!! Uhhhhhhh no!!!! I couldnt find any "healthy" gum!!!!! NO GUM FOR YOU!!! I have an aunt who was a health nut!!! She used to buy us kids carob chocolate from the health food store.........and gaaaaaaaaaaaag healthy liquorice candy there!!! Gaaaaaaaaaag gaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!