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im a virgin |
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I am actually a doctor in real life. And I stole this pick off some pathetic loser's MySpace page.
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I invented the internet.
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I invented the internet. No...I did. |
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it was great honey, really.
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hi my name is steve stiffler and i have 12 inch,
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I used to fly Bill clinton around in Air force one.
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YAwwwwnnnn...smack smack.....I am REALLY looking forward to going to work to day and I am incredibly happy that my alarm somehow got reset to 5 am.....Oh man...not sure how that happened....
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LOL
Silly Krupa... Morning! |
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Good morning honey....what the Hell are you people doing up?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh man....I would trade my sister for more sleep!
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I am up because my ex-husband gave me the false hope of getting to see my daughter at 5 AM today. (it is 1:37 PM in Israel)
I got stood up. And I didn't get to see my princess. So I am biding my time till I figure out what I am going to do with myself. Feeling kind of lost without her, ya know? |
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 11/24/08 03:43 AM
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Oh Honey!!!!!!!! That sux! Sincerely sorry lil mama (That is not a lie) Here I was b*tchin to my dogs and accusing them of screwing with my alarm...it went off 2 hours early. Don't get too down Honey......guys suck!
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I know guys suck.
That's why I like them! |
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Morning Sweeties!!
I'm sooo looking forward to the hours of shopping, planning, and cooking over a hot stove,and cleaning this week!! |
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I'm not cleaning, shopping or cooking this Thanksgiving.
(even I don't believe that ) |
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I LOVE going to the Family Rebellions for the holidaze...mashed taters & candied yams...the stuff that phenomenal food fights are made of!
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It is gonna be a blast hanging out with the preachers and missionaries reliving thier glory days of highschool football from the 50's...then they will question my faith...Oh Joy!!!!!
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I had to slam the door in all the reporters faces this morning! The rumors about me and Krupa are totally false!
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My brother was almost a pathological liar:
Pilot in Air Force Retired From Air Force Postmaster for small town. That first wife and children were killed in auto accident. All kinds of stories. |
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I had to slam the door in all the reporters faces this morning! The rumors about me and Krupa are totally false! |
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