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Topic: Gods Busy (this is cool! got it in my email!)
CoffeeSonata Joined Sat 10/04/08 Posts: 4054	Mon 11/24/08 09:17 AM
> > If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! > > A United States Marine was attending some college courses between > assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One > of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member > of the ACLU . > > One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to > the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you > to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The > lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. > > Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm > still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the > Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked > him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. > > The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other > students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. > The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the > Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you > do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today > protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say > stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' > > > And all God's people said, -- AMEN!

lcjw Joined Thu 10/11/07 Posts: 8594	Mon 11/24/08 09:19 AM
Loved it!

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Mon 11/24/08 09:22 AM
whoora!!

CoffeeSonata Joined Sat 10/04/08 Posts: 4054	Mon 11/24/08 09:32 AM
It's good right? lol

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Mon 11/24/08 09:33 AM
That was awesome!

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Mon 11/24/08 09:33 AM
> > If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! > > A United States Marine was attending some college courses between > assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One > of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member > of the ACLU . > > One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to > the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you > to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The > lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. > > Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm > still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the > Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked > him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. > > The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other > students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. > The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the > Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you > do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today > protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say > stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' > > > And all God's people said, -- AMEN! Absolutely Love It

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 11/24/08 09:34 AM
I loved it !!! Thank you for sharing

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Mon 11/24/08 10:42 AM
And the point was?????????

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 11/24/08 10:47 AM
lol that was good..

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Mon 11/24/08 10:51 AM
Awesome

grammy09 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 32710	Mon 11/24/08 11:49 AM
> > If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! > > A United States Marine was attending some college courses between > assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One > of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member > of the ACLU . > > One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to > the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you > to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The > lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. > > Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm > still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the > Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked > him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. > > The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other > students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. > The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the > Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you > do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today > protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say > stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' > > > And all God's people said, -- AMEN! this is great i love it thank you for sharing

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Mon 11/24/08 11:55 AM
Again I ask, What is the Point???

toreybelle Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 2132	Mon 11/24/08 11:59 AM
Again I ask, What is the Point??? omg.... time to wake up!!!! Read it again!!!! lmao!!! That was a good one!!!

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Mon 11/24/08 12:09 PM
So who do I get to punch out cold because I don't agree with them??? Where is the Professors freedom to believe, or not to believe???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/24/08 12:12 PM


SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Mon 11/24/08 12:17 PM
And the point was????????? That GOD, being busy with GOD stuff, allows Marines in Heaven, the pleasure of straightening some folks out

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Mon 11/24/08 12:19 PM
And the point was????????? That GOD, being busy with GOD stuff, allows Marines in Heaven, the pleasure of straightening some folks out So if we don't agree with someone we get to kick some butt????

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Mon 11/24/08 12:22 PM
So who do I get to punch out cold because I don't agree with them??? Where is the Professors freedom to believe, or not to believe??? He exercised it and spoke his mind as is his right. Then the Marine, who obviously loves his God, exercised his right and freedom to take care of someone for Mocking his God. Cause God, busy with important God stuff, loves Marines. And let's them handle stuff like that.

toreybelle Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 2132	Mon 11/24/08 12:25 PM
So who do I get to punch out cold because I don't agree with them??? Where is the Professors freedom to believe, or not to believe??? He exercised it and spoke his mind as is his right. Then the Marine, who obviously loves his God, exercised his right and freedom to take care of someone for Mocking his God. Cause God, busy with important God stuff, loves Marines. And let's them handle stuff like that.

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Mon 11/24/08 12:25 PM
And the point was????????? That GOD, being busy with GOD stuff, allows Marines in Heaven, the pleasure of straightening some folks out So if we don't agree with someone we get to kick some butt???? well, we shouldn't, in a peaceful, civilized society, but freedom of speech can sometimes earn you an ass whuppin, c'mon man, that was funny,