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Ha! I just got this great email today: "You are really sexy for your age." Uh...thanks...I think?
Why are some guys so clueless? Dudes: NEVER mention age (unless you guess younger), weight (again, unless you guess lighter)...oh, wait a minute! Just lie to us cuz we know what you really want! 
And chicks: never mention the size of his penis, wallet, or brain...they are legends in their own minds anyway...why mess with a good thing? |
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Ha! I just got this great email today: "You are really sexy for your age." Uh...thanks...I think? Why are some guys so clueless? Dudes: NEVER mention age (unless you guess younger), weight (again, unless you guess lighter)...oh, wait a minute! Just lie to us cuz we know what you really want!
And chicks: never mention the size of his penis, wallet, or brain...they are legends in their own minds anyway...why mess with a good thing? sound advice Ph |
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well thank you
it appeared as it was enjoyed and yer the first 20 yo 112 pound lady i have been with 
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well thank you it appeared as it was enjoyed and yer the first 20 yo 112 pound lady i have been with
Glad you noticed... |
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Ha! I just got this great email today: "You are really sexy for your age." Uh...thanks...I think? Why are some guys so clueless? Dudes: NEVER mention age (unless you guess younger), weight (again, unless you guess lighter)...oh, wait a minute! Just lie to us cuz we know what you really want!
And chicks: never mention the size of his penis, wallet, or brain...they are legends in their own minds anyway...why mess with a good thing? Your beauty, wit and charm trancend age. As for my equipment, it works for me. My wallet probably has enough cash for my next meal, a good zinfandel and some rental porn. I'll never be described as cerebral. Hon, in the battle of wits, I'm unarmed. |
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That's why I enjoy posting in the Forums...especially when I DIDN'T have a pic. Sure men are visual...but when I get an email that says "Damn! You're HOT!" I always reply "And I have a heart & a brain & everything!" Most don't know how to respond to THAT!
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Edited by
hunky62
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Mon 11/24/08 09:24 AM
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That's why I enjoy posting in the Forums...especially when I DIDN'T have a pic. Sure men are visual...but when I get an email that says "Damn! You're HOT!" I always reply "And I have a heart & a brain & everything!" Most don't know how to respond to THAT!
When didn't you have a pic...you mean all this time I've just been mentally masturbating to your charming intellect and wit??? |
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I had to perv you Phuque
 
I think your gorgeous like a 1961 corvette convertible.  
I want to touch and drive but can't afford to buy one
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I had to perv you Phuque
I think your gorgeous like a 1961 corvette convertible.
I want to touch and drive but can't afford to buy one
Ha! I'm not for sale! |
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I had to perv you Phuque
I think your gorgeous like a 1961 corvette convertible.
I want to touch and drive but can't afford to buy one
Ha! I'm not for sale!
I was just giving you a compliment. |
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I know that silly Jimmy...you're just not used to my humour...yet...
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"Women don't mention the size of a guy's penis." REALLY???????? EVERY last woman I have been with has mentioned it!
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You're one of the magnificent exceptions to the rule, Krupa...hehehe!
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Never ask if a woman is pregnant, even when the baby is crowning.
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Really ladies why talk about a mans penis size.
You would think you'd be talking about his ability to use his tool. |
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You're one of the magnificent exceptions to the rule, Krupa...hehehe! I think that is a title of an old movie..."Magnificant Seven"... but its not porn...go figure. |
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Dude, when you can pry open a car door with it...they know that ya know how to use it. hahahahaha
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