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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 4 | |
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THIS IS GETTING BAD DRINKING EVERY NIGHT!!! SOMEONE CUT OFF MY HEAD!!!
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THIS IS GETTING BAD DRINKING EVERY NIGHT!!! SOMEONE CUT OFF MY HEAD!!!
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This magic moment...............
BAM!!!  HIT ME BARTENDER!!!!
OTAY~~~!!! 
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ROCK LOBSTER!!!
 
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meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
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<---GRABS tambourine........whoaaaaaaa you should see my cats face!!!
   
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Is it scared?
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He is SHOCKED!!!! IRRITATED???? ANNOYED??? ALL OF THE ABOVE???
HE LOOKS.........
MIFFED!! 
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Wellllllllllllllll kitty cat!!! You dont pay the mortgage so you can just LIVE WITH IT AND LIKE IT!!!
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Hmm... I tawt I taw an angry putty tat.
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I think he is getting used to my crazy late night antics now...........DAMMIT I THOUGHT I COULD SCARE THEM INTO SUBMISSION!!!!
They fight??? I get out TAMBO!!! |
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Just whip out some catnip. All will be right with the world.
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I have some in the freezer.........what would happen if I smoked it????
 
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You'd see things. And have an uncontrollable urge to eat fish. And paw at things. And climb trees. The list is endless.
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where did the cat gooooooooooo????
I bet he is licking the shower curtain again!!!
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Or himself. No wait. That's me. Never mind.
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Dear diary......do you ever wonder why I have 3 boxes of ice cream in my freezer>>????
Me neither!!
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You have boxes? I have tubs. Multiple tubs. Only with a four year old in the house even those don't seem to last very long.
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You have boxes? I have tubs. Multiple tubs. Only with a four year old in the house even those don't seem to last very long.
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I got pretty good at making milkshakes when I had my jaw wired shut for almost a month.
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